No I will say "Not too great really I shit the bed again". Discuss my arse.

People who take an age to put their bags on or off the overhead luggage rack on trains. Get out of the way!

Tossers who insist on using their phones on planes despite having been told to turn them off.

Situation seems to have got worse now that on some aircraft/airlines you can keep the phone on but in flight mode. Means that the staff have given up.

Sat next to a complete prong on a Sydney - Melbourne flight this week and the pony tailed yank only cut short his phone call as we started accelerating down the runway to take off.

When we were airborne and the crew announced that phones had to remain in flight mode he the took it out of his pocket and put it into flight mode.

Arrogant prick. He obviously knows better than the CAA.

And if I pull him up on it I'll be the one in the wrong.

And breathe.....

Right wing wannabe nazis. The legacy of that buggering in public school and they take it out on the rest of the country.

Stupid drivers that don't understand merge in turn and give evil stares or prevent cars merging because they think they are queue jumping. Both lanes are there for a reason.

Nah that stuff is funny

Well I'm an idiot for watching it (and nipplechips), everyone else is fine

Radio stations playing Christmas songs in mid-November. Too early people. I like Christmas songs but only when appropriate like 2 weeks beforehand, not bl00dy six! I like Christmas and the build up. Change channel time.

Stupid ignorant queue-jumping drivers who ignore get in lane signs and cut in at the last minute despite everyone else already being in the correct lane by merging smoothly and safely as the traffic slows down. Almost worth carrying a stinger strip for.

What a load of old shit :D

Aye but be patient and wait for someone to let you in if you are merging into their lane instead of forcing your ignorant way in

Adverts. TV is almost unwatchable 'live' nowadays :(

People boarding planes/carry on luggage - I even annoy myself with this one!

Rail replacement "service"

:sob:

Was sitting in A&E earlier, and a Dad proceeded to play a cartoon via a table, full blast in a busy waiting room.
I'm guessing most folk, would provide headphones to provide some discretion, and respect for other patients.

I very rarely watch live TV. I get up quite early so watch the previous nights TV then. Ad free.

Having just watched tonight's 'Celebrity Pointless', the way Vanessa Feltz always seems to have a sneer on her rancid face whenever she speaks.

And Judy Murray, she reminds me of the character Sarah Parish played in 'Pillars Of The Earth', the one who was obsessed with her son to the point that she'd wash him while he sat in the bath and then shag him. One creepy woman.

1) The c@#ts who had their own private firework party at 2.15am in the early hours of Thursday morning. Probably woke up most of Park Hill & East Croydon, including me who wanted to shove a Roman Candle up their arses.

2) The relentless automated telephone messages trying to flog me a new gas boiler and solar panels. However, I've reported the ****ers so hopefully it will stop.

3) Cesc Fabregas' teeth. Hard to explain but they irk me.

Countryfile and The One Show