Use your ******* indicators :veryangry

Not sure how we can help you here, unless you share your bathroom with biggus.

Just got a new iPad Air and encountered this stupid keyboard thing where half the words I type have numbers in them. It’s something to do with the keyboard which is supposed to make selecting n7mbers quicker. Trouble is I can’t type a fuffing sentence without having to edit out the numbers. I can5 even work out why it somet8mes presents a number and sometimes a letter.

If anyone knows how to get rid of i5 please shou5 because it’s driving me fuffing crazy.

on the newer iOS versions you can type numbers by sliding downward on the keys with your fingers. Do you have slippery fingers?

I didn5 think so but as yo7 can see I must have. It’s reall6 annoying!

I am just using the iPad onscreen keyboard as usual.

Can I turn this off?

People who are filled with their own self importance

Ahhh thanks. I will turn it off. It’s not that I don’t like the feature, it’s that it’s so sensitive that I can’t avoid the numbers turning up everywhere. Could perhaps do with a sensitivity setting or better still, link it to an extended press.

Who knew I had slippy fingers huh?

Edit - yay, it’s gone! :)

Well done TopKnot, that had been annoying me too.

:vomitsmiley:

Twats who pace up and down platforms on their mobiles as if they are caged animals.
Blokes who give up their seats to women who are neither disabled, pregnant or old. It’s chauvinism really.

Don't log on to the BBS so much then.

Honey roast parsnips, cripsy - mmmm. And roast sprouts are a thing a beauty as well.

Blokes who stand on the metro platform and when the doors opens up tell people in the carriage to make some room. Err we're all jammed up like ******* sardines already you entitled ****, wait for the next train. And then barge on anyway shoving two women aside and then get off at the next ******* stop... probably no more than a 5 minute walk from the station the **** got on. ****.

Brussel Sprouts.

Vile beyond belief. Whoever thought these things were actually edible???

To cook properly for Christmas, they should be put on to boil on Dec 1st. Remove from heat Christmas Eve and transfer directly to the bin.

I love sprouts.

Me too. Especially roasted.

Oh... and parsnips (roasted)

but not Swede, that muck can do one.

Properly cooked swede is lovely, as are burnt parsnips.

Brussel sprouts are too bitter to eat, unless you’re part bovine. The devils testicle’s no less.