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Reps AJ 05-12-2019 01:42 PM

Use your ******* indicators :veryangry

PALACEWU 05-12-2019 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by art malice (Post 15004365)
Using way too much shaving cream

Not sure how we can help you here, unless you share your bathroom with biggus.

Martin H 05-12-2019 03:40 PM

Just got a new iPad Air and encountered this stupid keyboard thing where half the words I type have numbers in them. It’s something to do with the keyboard which is supposed to make selecting n7mbers quicker. Trouble is I can’t type a fuffing sentence without having to edit out the numbers. I can5 even work out why it somet8mes presents a number and sometimes a letter.

If anyone knows how to get rid of i5 please shou5 because it’s driving me fuffing crazy.

TopKnot 05-12-2019 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15004460)
Just got a new iPad Air and encountered this stupid keyboard thing where half the words I type have numbers in them. Itís something to do with the keyboard which is supposed to make selecting n7mbers quicker. Trouble is I canít type a fuffing sentence without having to edit out the numbers. I can5 even work out why it somet8mes presents a number and sometimes a letter.

If anyone knows how to get rid of i5 please shou5 because itís driving me fuffing crazy.

on the newer iOS versions you can type numbers by sliding downward on the keys with your fingers. Do you have slippery fingers?

Martin H 05-12-2019 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 15004518)
on the newer iOS versions you can type numbers by sliding downward on the keys with your fingers. Do you have slippery fingers?

I didn5 think so but as yo7 can see I must have. It’s reall6 annoying!

I am just using the iPad onscreen keyboard as usual.

Can I turn this off?

pallet 05-12-2019 05:24 PM

People who are filled with their own self importance

TopKnot 05-12-2019 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Martin H (Post 15004531)
I didn5 think so but as yo7 can see I must have. Itís reall6 annoying!

I am just using the iPad onscreen keyboard as usual.

Can I turn this off?

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-use-io...-it-1818670860

Martin H 05-12-2019 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TopKnot (Post 15004568)

Ahhh thanks. I will turn it off. It’s not that I don’t like the feature, it’s that it’s so sensitive that I can’t avoid the numbers turning up everywhere. Could perhaps do with a sensitivity setting or better still, link it to an extended press.

Who knew I had slippy fingers huh?

Edit - yay, it’s gone! :)

Panther 05-12-2019 07:25 PM

Well done TopKnot, that had been annoying me too.

Maidstoned Eagle 05-12-2019 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 15004229)
Roast parsnips!!! :love: :love:

Now you are talking :p

:vomitsmiley:

cappuccinoeagle 05-12-2019 09:26 PM

Twats who pace up and down platforms on their mobiles as if they are caged animals.
Blokes who give up their seats to women who are neither disabled, pregnant or old. Itís chauvinism really.

KYLIE MINEAGLE 05-12-2019 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by pallet (Post 15004536)
People who are filled with their own self importance

Don't log on to the BBS so much then.

A Wooden Fish On Wheels 05-12-2019 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by davech (Post 15004229)
Roast parsnips!!! :love: :love:

Now you are talking :p

Honey roast parsnips, cripsy - mmmm. And roast sprouts are a thing a beauty as well.

CT_Palace 05-12-2019 11:46 PM

Blokes who stand on the metro platform and when the doors opens up tell people in the carriage to make some room. Err we're all jammed up like ******* sardines already you entitled ****, wait for the next train. And then barge on anyway shoving two women aside and then get off at the next ******* stop... probably no more than a 5 minute walk from the station the **** got on. ****.

davech 05-12-2019 11:56 PM

Brussel Sprouts.

Vile beyond belief. Whoever thought these things were actually edible???

To cook properly for Christmas, they should be put on to boil on Dec 1st. Remove from heat Christmas Eve and transfer directly to the bin.

PeterH 06-12-2019 12:00 AM

I love sprouts.

CT_Palace 06-12-2019 12:00 AM

Me too. Especially roasted.

CT_Palace 06-12-2019 12:01 AM

Oh... and parsnips (roasted)

CT_Palace 06-12-2019 12:01 AM

but not Swede, that muck can do one.

Blind_Eagle 06-12-2019 12:16 AM

Properly cooked swede is lovely, as are burnt parsnips.

Brussel sprouts are too bitter to eat, unless you’re part bovine. The devils testicle’s no less.


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