Not being able to have a dump in peace due to chronic masterbaters going at it in neighbouring cubicles.

And vice versa

Things that annoy you
 

Women who post 'moments' on Tinder.

Look, we are men. We swipe right because it saves time. We don't play the game properly and judge. It's all swipe right till carpel tunnel syndrome. And take the nose ring out. You are not Be-bop or Rocksteady.

another internet dating (or profile pic) related thing: SIF's. You aren't fooling anyone.

Also lardarses who describe themselves as 'curvy' or 'voluptuous'

Stop describing yourself as such then. :p

I'm just big boned... :o




21 BMI in all seriousness

Don't worry mate, I'm into 'curvy'.

You mean "chronic dumpers"?

When you have looked in your mirror and seen the bloke behind doing somersaults trying to stop only to realise he can't make it and has to fly down the outside grassy bit, then you leave yourself an out ball.

.. and tw@ts who insist on wearing their rucksacks on their backs on crowded buses and trains.

Book readers who insist on doing it on a packed train.
Newspaper readers who insist on holding the paper open double paged on a packed train.

Packed train people, in general.

People who don't look where they are going.

Tyrannous liberalism

The poor quality face paint in my local balloon shop meaning i have to smother its in vaseline on match days now. It's not so much the sheen it gives off or the moistness it's more the money aspect. The price we pay for looking good though.

Songs that rhyme baby and crazy. Stop it.

Can't find a decent red and blue wig and foamy hand anywhere these days either. Broken Britain.

TV ads for online bingo

Back on my running theme on idiot step kids.....when the so called adult one (20 years old) cannot be arsed to raise himself out of bed to take the ten year old to school, while his mother is at the hospital. To then follow it up with the most feeble excuse ever as to why he couldn't make it to work, when it was apparent all week that he would need to sort alternative travel arrangements.......absolutely ******* useless :veryangry :veryangry

Ched Evans sex case

Prob been mentioned already but needs saying again anyway:
People on packed trains who put bag on seat and get arsey when you ask them to move it - did you get a ticket for the bag mate? No you fecking didn't and there is nowhere else to sit you selfish wan*er
People who talk loudly on their phones on trains with their inane drivel - keep yr fecking voice down I don't want to listen but can't fecking help it because you are so LOUD. Better still why not make the call somewhere else.