people that can't park straight in car parks

Christmas.
Yep, i'm a miserable git, get over it.

Leonard Cohen songs. Now, there is a son who sings just like him. Maybe there is areason to like his stuff. 40 plus years tells me no.

Trying to plan a visit to your family (not yours plod), when you know all you're going to get is hassle and blame for stuff. Wish i could just go down to watch palace instead and leave them to get on with it without me.

Postmen nicking the money out of xmas cards.

Adverts with people who make a "WOW" face ..... Does my head in !

Having to see family I don't like anyway (with good reason)

Sitting in the library yesterday, and some blokes mobile kept ringing out - loudly!!! Wanted to run over and cave his head in with the Veggie recepie book I was reading. I whispered this burning desire to Mrs Bubbs and she thought I was over reacting.....which annoyed me further.

<makes mental note to put phone on silent round bubbses tomorrow> :)

Bubbs, you do realise you have just admitted to reading a veggie cookbook. In a library. With your Mrs....

arsenal adverts on youtube

Leaving the house in a rush only to realise halfway down the road that you've put your shoes on the wrong feet, so all you can do is cross your legs and hop which takes more time than jogging trust me. Then having to sit on the train cross legged so it looks like they're on the right feet. Luckily it doesn't happen more than once a month or so but always when your in a rush.

People who can't spell dinosaurs' names properly.

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People on the BBS who take everything they read so seriously...

Jackie Stewart.

Liverpool fans not replying to my texts.

Black Friday

What a crock this is, but yet people are so desperate to show they have got a bargain for some reason we have inherited this tedious retail tactic

Its never an x-box for a tenner as Amazon will try and convince us, its £7 off an electric toothbrush we dont really need, or the entire boxset of Hi-de Hi for £25.

pop up bearded wankers (except Jedinak & Ledley)

Taking photos and videos at gigs and sporting fixtures (particularly irksome on iPads).

Live in the moment and enjoy the event you've paid to see. Is a crappy Vine of Jedi's free-kick and three subsequent social media likes adequate compensation for not being fully involved in the emotional delirium? Is it bollocks.