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newish eagle 05-11-2016 02:26 PM

Motivational posters you sometimes see at work. Usually have a pack/herd of animals on the front with a cliche underneath like 'when we work together we're stronger' or other such nonsense.

https://assets.entrepreneur.com/slid...-walk-talk.jpg

art malice 05-11-2016 10:13 PM

Fireworks after 9pm

Stellavista 06-11-2016 01:22 AM

Cycling superhighways in central London. The traffic is now completely f*cked.

mrgins 06-11-2016 03:22 AM

Teams that stroll thru our defense

Reps AJ 06-11-2016 10:26 AM

People who order cocktails when it's 8 deep at the bar

We all want a drink too, you twats

bubbs11 06-11-2016 10:32 AM

Hitting the post.

When it's us you're left frustrated as hell; when it's the opposition you feel slightly embarrassed that we just got away with one.

Bring back jumpers for goalposts!

Chocky 06-11-2016 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bubbs11 (Post 13303432)
Hitting the post.

When it's us you're left frustrated as hell; when it's the opposition you feel slightly embarrassed that we just got away with one.

Bring back jumpers for goalposts!

A whole new can of worms. Goal line technology would then have to extend to show if the whole of the ball was inside the jumper.

Blind_Eagle 06-11-2016 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIKO (Post 13298898)
Little blind boys who stand outside newsagents with their dogs and complain when you try to put a 10p in their head. Never did that in my day the ungrateful little shits

Check out the thread where a BBS'er's French bird asked him how they worked. :D

PIE "N" MASH 06-11-2016 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13303099)
Cycling superhighways in central London. The traffic is now completely f*cked.

Agree,riding the motorbike to Nine elms(Thames Tideway)from Basildon.Basildon to Canary Wharf-20 minutes.Canary Wharf to Westminster 30 minutes and add another 10 to the return journey:mad:
Can't believe the amount of cyclist along that stretch,and the super highway has strangled the motorised traffic.How people drive in London with four wheels is beyond me.Utter madness(Taking nothing away for the safety of cyclist)

What i find more amazing is the cyclist that can't keep to there bit of road and dart in and out of traffic,bloody annoying loons:wallbash:

nash84 06-11-2016 06:43 PM

Tourists who jump in front of you to take a photo of a statue, piece of art or monument which looks nice without knowing what it is.

Chocky 06-11-2016 06:56 PM

Blind Nigel taking the piss and lording it when England inevitably f*ck up against Scotland this week.

Stellavista 06-11-2016 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nash84 (Post 13304431)
Tourists who jump in front of you to take a photo of a statue, piece of art or monument which looks nice without knowing what it is.

Yes. What f*ckdongs. It's not as if they need to leave their own countries to see a nice picture of the Duke of Wellington. Ban tourists. The bastards.

3 Beers at HT 06-11-2016 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skiddo (Post 13298674)
People that refer to football clubs with some lame, juvenile, play on words nickname.

Chavski
Manure
Spuds
Smallwall
Wet Spam
Citeh (don't even get this at all?)

But surely the worst one of all is Luvapoo.

It's making my skin crawl just typing that out.

Is 'Dirty Leeds' okay?

Worksop Palace 06-11-2016 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13304487)
Is 'Dirty Leeds' okay?

Absolutely fine

Use it almost daily

chrisophiex 06-11-2016 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 3 Beers at HT (Post 13304487)
Is 'Dirty Leeds' okay?


It's factual so it's fine :p

strawberry mivi 06-11-2016 08:56 PM

And still people are letting off fireworks.
Why?
Why the **** why?

ElwissAtMemphis 06-11-2016 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eagle El (Post 13299141)
the palindrome of Bolton would be Notlob, it don't work...

A palindrome would be...

"Bolton got draw. 1-1 (Ward T) (o.g., not lob)."

(Terry Ward smashed the ball past his own keeper in the last minute rather than lofting it over him, just as his sodding brother Ashley was doing exactly the same thing in the right goal unfortunately.)

BERT'S HEAD 06-11-2016 09:10 PM

Football chants that come back to bite you in the arse.
"2-0 and you f....ed it up !"

Isle of Wight 06-11-2016 09:17 PM

Walkers and Birdseye putting prices up and blaming the . They use British potatoes British Veg & Fish FFS. Profiteering wankers

cappuccinoeagle 06-11-2016 09:57 PM

Steve Claridge's miserable face on TV


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