drum and bass---Jeez

Having to rely on other people in general

oh, oh, oh.........you can start to walk more ;)

It can be easily arranged for there to be 2 less people you have to rely on :p

When things don't do what their designed to do. JUST BLOODY WORK!!!!

Er, no they're not

People who 'walk' and text at the same time.

Wheel along bags/suitcases

Also applies to people, nearly always women, at cashpoints.

I've got three kids, but I agree. Hearing about other people's kids sends me into a coma.

soz

this

When people insist on talking about their dreams. Just sedate me or something, it has more or less the same effect

I just tap them on the shoulder, point to my bits, yell 'my crotch' and walk off.

I bet you do similar to women in nightclubs too. You filthy article.

:D

Those days are long gone.

People in shops tec who make you feel you are bothering them they have to serve you.

Waiting 6 months for a new car, it turns up today, Audi A4 Avant S line, looks the dogs. Drives like a dream. No sat nav despite this being ordered in June. Furious.

Oh and my central heating has packed up because the zone whatsit is knackered.

Great day. Off to the pub

Audi drivers.
People who boast about what car they drive.
Drink drivers.

People who think it's OK to walk down the middle of a residential road, especially late at night or early in the morning.

Not sure why they do this, you can almost understand it if the pavements are covered in solid ice, but that doesn't explain the other 360 or so days in the year that they do it.

People spitting, pissing or in some cases defacating in public areas, the dirty, filthy bastards.

Fly tippers and ignorant swine who eat and drink on public transport and then have the audacity to leave their rubbish and unwanted food on the seats.

Having to listen to Christmas songs in early November. I'm certain Christmas is actually meant to start on Christmas Eve at the earliest. How pissed off would you be if everybody kept reminding you of your 2015th Birthday two months before the bloody thing takes place.