Making her fly Ryanair might be seen as abuse ;)

At least there's a good chance that you don't have to sit next to your kid on the flight though.

I'm starting her young with ammunition to post on this thread in later life.

Is that Jeremy Corbyn?

Poxy algae in my aquarium. I must be all moaned out today.... :-)

Why are you working during your holiday?

Where did I say it was a holiday?! (Some of it is, but most of it isn't - I'll be working remotely)

The phrase "weather bomb" which I don't think existed a couple of years ago. Just call it a storm or a gale or whatever meteorological event it is rather than give it a stupid Twitter trendy name.

And following on from that, British people shrieking like banshees on television and at events when somebody is introduced, or somebody "edgy" like the fat eight year old James Corden says something "edgy". Grow up people, you are British, we are better than this.

Oh and Halloween. Bloody Hell.

He'll be freezing it and bringing it back for packed lunches.

Nearly missed this gem. Do you take your own sarnies on a plane? Ones prepared at home?

Trick or Treat? How about ***k off, it's not America:D

Actually, I came onto this thread to moan about something else. Sky Sports News. Ah, the lovely soothing voice of the lovely Hayley McQueen. But where is she? She, along with old Mr Hypobole himself, what's his name transfer deadline day guy, is sitting behind this unnecessarily huge desk, big enough for a set meal for twenty. Behind them are all these various screens flashing away, showing what I assume are all of Sky's latest channels after their latest reorganisation of their sports. Talk about unwatchable. the presenters drowning in a sea of colour and movement.

It's almost as bad as they get the presenter to stand next to a huge display wall, like a speck of humanity. Might as well just broadcast it as radio.

Someone that round can never be "edgy"!

The Mrs watching ******* Twilight.

I tend to just stare at her tits so what happens in the periphery tends to just blur away.

Claudia Winkleman.

Taking kookiness, which is irritating in a middle aged woman anyway, and multiplying it exponentially. Imagine if she was not so privileged through birth and that she worked in your office.

You are Harvey Weinstein and I claim my £5 😉

Modern day soc.lib spineless snowflakes