Getting these speakers I bought in the pub to work without instructions.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

Actually Crystal Palace the place annoys me these days, it was always on the verge of it when I was there but now its gone full-on head up its arse. Specifically its not the place, or the indigenous population, its the types who have inhabited it and opened up a load of shops selling crap.

my speakers have been delivered :)

Pubs, restaurants, take aways, bistros, cafes etc. being described as f****** eateries.

WTF is an eaterie?:grrr:

Or a bistro, except for pouring on your chips.

Being asked for upwards of £2 for a cup of hot water and a teabag. Go fck yourselves, I'll pass on that.

I like Palace, it has a bit of charm and identity missing from a lot of the gentrified places. In sort of the same way (but not really), I also like West Ham's local area. Reminds me of South Norwood/Thornton Heath.

Today it is:

Joggers with dogs on a leash/lead.

Joggers pushing pushchairs. (Both of these are relevant to riding a bike on a bike path that is shared with joggers... the optimum word being "shared").

Being 59 and trying to do manual labour!

Oh - and overtaking a running club of about 50 people on a bike path when heading straight for you is a peloton from The Tour De France!

Something always happening to prevent you getting a full nights sleep. Then treading in the untrainable dogs piss again when you go down to see wtf it is. grrr - oh you shithead :(

36 year olds that still live at home with mummy

The slow and gradual flaccidity associated with ageing.

Noticing gorgeous 20 something blondes who happen to look you in the eye. Then seeing one's reflection in a window to shatter the idea that they were thinking anything other than 'he's gotta be around 50. yuck!'

Mate - unless you are working class or something, surely most normal people would need to lift the bog seat UP before having a shit, regardless of whether it is soft close or not.

what what what?? The toilet seat was up because I didn't want to piss on the seat (because the GF is around) but when you need a dump you can't sit on the porcelain, prol or not

I think there seems to be some confusion around seats and lids here

Kennel. Garden. It can piss as much as it likes out there all night.

Yeah thats what i'd do if I had my way al. That or put it on those untrainable dogs programmes and watch it break the instructors.

Pitta bread steam burns.

Starbucks - Jesus what a rip off and they pay **** all tax

Like Uber.