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Merry Christmas mate :p

I knew you would like that one.

Have a great Christmas yourself:p

I got stuck round a friend's house today and had to endure his children playing 'Jedward' videos on the television. It reminded me that I used to consider those two blow-dried, squeaking fairies to be the most annoying turd ever to emerge from the festering arsehole of humanity.

Even years after they thankfully f*cked off back to whatever hole they crawled out of, today's experience reminded me that I'd like to arrange to have the two of them tied up naked in a cage with a sexually frustrated gorilla, pumped up with more Viagra than Hugh Hefner took in his entire lifetime. Next, I'd like to find the music executive individual that shit them upon the world and strap him into a chair with devices that keep his eyes open and moist, as in Clockwork Orange, and force him to watch endless loops of what I had to see this afternoon. His food intake and bodily wastes would be maintained by I.V., foley catheters and colostomy bags while constant wakefulness would be via by stimulants until the inanity of his own horrifying creation caused his brain to stroke out. Then he can dribble in a wheelchair for the rest of his days in a nurses home, with feeding instructions tattooed to his f*cking forehead for the convenience of the staff.

Merry Christmas Everyone!

I drink tea from a Jedward mug. WAIT A SEC! WAIT A SEC! I’m a bit of a musical fascist and a friend of mine thought, ‘what could be the most abhorrent thing to buy me’. I took it in good humour and find I still use it, but forget sometimes when we have guests or workman over, and realise I’m getting ‘that’ look and suddenly click and have to explain myself. It would probably be easier to just get myself a Palace mug eh but this mug holds sentimental value.

F*ck me, I thought James Last's audiences were the land that time forgot, but Andre Rieu's are something else.....

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They get a day out once a year. Be charitable.

Were you one of them? LOL

Er, no.

I don't know why, but rock/pop stars wearing watches on stage.

Probably means they are sticking to that 90 minute set, no surprises.

It annoys me when they have a mobile phone in their pocket. Very distracting.

I presume it’s a mobile phone ...

:lux:

Happy Christmas :)

All I want for Christmas is to never ever have to listen to Mariah Carey again.

How long family members seem to say goodbye at the end of the day. First it's at the door bye, then 20 mins later in the driveway still saying bye...another 15 minutes saying bye from the car and invariably getting back out of the car to finish the conversation. Leaving after bye could take up to an hour.

Sprouts

People that don't agree with me.


Because I'm never wrong.

They didn't have the opportunity to do any such thing, it was based on a Michael Crichton book.

People who turn up last minute for a flight. I'm currently at Sydney airport six hours before my flight

If I can do it so can you

Well I humbly suggest they should’ve based it on someone else’s book. :)

The next sale opening at 6 instead of 5. Only got up for a pee.