Quite. I spend half my time thinking "any minute now they're going to realise i haven't a scooby"
But I muddle through most things regardless.

The Mrs looking anxiously out the window every 5 minutes because of the lightest snowfall you could imagine. It's not even 'settling' and she's stressing that she won't be able to get to work next week FFS!

Keep ‘em guessing mate :p

Where as I’m hoping it absolutely bombs it down so i don’t have to

I'm just over the hill from you in Fetcham, and the Daily Mail was showing pictures of "snow" on Ranmore common (more like a bit of frost) Missus goes into panic mode, all she is worried about is getting snowed in and not having enough milk (she has two cups of tea a day tops)

I'm getting her a snow plough and a cow next Christmas to calm her down.

Yet more animated/cartoon crap on the telly in the morning yet again :moo: :S:

https://www.google.co.uk/search?sour...50.BSqYugg9Ex4

Show her this. More chance of someone putting up a miniature suprastadio in your back garden while you're asleep.

Grace Chatto (is that her name?)

Slatted breadboards with an underneath bit for ‘easy cleaning’.

Fvcking pains in the arses

Is that not the 'Fixture Breakfast' at the Amex?

People thinking that because they have children that they should automatically be at the front of the queue for annual leave requests.

Similarly, people who get to pick and choose when they start and finish simply because they don't live within walking distance of the office. "Oh I'd better leave now or I won't get home til 7", so bloody what

Thanks fella. I've been living with bouts of depression since infancy and recently my therapist has suggested that I might think about getting a psychiatric review as there are manic/bipolar tendencies to my behaviour when I emerge from under the cloud.

In the meantime, I'm trying to find some balance through moderation and venting my frustration with the world on this thread.

Joe Root

On a similar note, people who stop at the end of the pool to catch their breath or adjust their goggles then set off again right in front of you.

Any ending to this sentence would do it for me.

Nuns with no sense of humour

Maybe you could start a thread?

Being 150+ miles from home and bumping into 2 people from work! This world is just too bloody small.

On my first trip to Australia, I went for a swim at Bondi Beach. Imagine my surprise when I returned to my towel to find a colleague from the UK had laid his down less than a metre away.