The blower getting the hump post said fart.

Having someone literally fart in your face when you are performing an act of pleasure.

Payback for the contents of the previous post?

One assumes you are there for skiing ? So why don’t you go ski ?

Packaging that says ‘peel here’ that even Geoff Capes would struggle to open.

Larry David.

Maidstoned Eagle

McVities Digestives.

No, not the biscuit, the wrapping. Some Tetra plastic. It can't be recycled at home or with plastic bags at the supermarket, but you can send it off by post.

I did in fact have at a look at their website where they proudly announce a recycling scheme; register, download a free UPS label from your account, attach it to your shipment of stored empty wrappers and then 'order a free pick-up via UPS (or drop it off at your closest UPS drop-off point)'.

Seriously? Just change the ******* material.

Seriously?

He said it was a white-out. Means conditions are so bad you can't see jackshit and they'll have closed off all the lifts.

That's great for the environment, carting it around the country in a truck.

Life is too short to **** about recycling, just chuck it in the bin.

Blokes that refer to their car as 'she' or 'her'.

Ah right thanks

Useful as I am about to ( hopefully ) book our first family skiing trip. Hoping it continues to bomb it down with snow as we are looking to go pretty much at the end of season

Egypt. Great place to ski.

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My work here is complete

Sitting down to lunch at work at 1:30pm and looking for the pre-match press conference thread on the BBS. Couldn't find it. Found the Roy Hodgson thread ok and nothing there mentioned the presser. Surely its always there at that time on a Thursday? Going home on the bus I was thinking about the match on Saturday and the lack of a press conference. It then dawned on me that it was only bloody Wednesday. Pissed off. Very pissed off. Still 2 days to the sodding weekend. Bollocks.

:)

Half the squad getting long term injuries at the same time.

A repeat, unfortunately, but people who think that the whole train wants to hear their pointless telephone conversation on the train home; tonight’s ****nugget regaling everyone with his story of how he’s concerned that maybe he’s not “university material”, damn right he’s not, he’d struggle at ******* kindergarten.

People who phone in to Durham and Gough on talk sport and start with ‘hi guys, yeah great show as always’

Feck off