I'd pay the 4 grand for Harry ;)

And so it proves - thanks Spurs

The billboard ads round Bromley which say ‘Bring ID - to vote on 3 May’.

They could have swapped the date round and had a catchy rhyme, the twats

Threads on Politics or racism. Way to many and it's just the same few people arguing their own opinions with no one taking any notice of the other side.

Makes GCC a dull place these days.

Wait till the new US weapons arrive in West Ukraine. It'll liven up then I'm telling you.

Calculus.

It can **** right off.

Commonwealth Heads of Government meeting, Park Lane totally blocked up so these tin pot w a nkers can all take their motorcades in. Most of em could use the tube. It’s not as if anyone would recognise them.
Except our Liz of course.

the traffic around the area is gridlocked most of the day plus South Carriage Drive is closed all week, yet they keep on about the dreadful air quality in London.

Agree there.

Integration always got me. The words of my maths teacher (Mr Smith at John Ruskin - others here will remember him well; he lived to be 99, but I digress) used to echo around the room at 100 decibels and still ring in my ears to this day, "NEVER FORGET THE CONSTANT OF INTEGRATION!!" :D

Sky News warning viewers they are about to show.........a human liver.

With bacon and onions?

No fava beans and chianti

Bloody hipster

I turned over to be safe.

Were you in bed?

:) Mr Smith - my form and maths teacher 5C 1972 . Even now I start writing on paper 5/8ths of an inch from the margin . Failure to do so would've seen
Smut lob it back at your head with velocity .

When famous people die, why do people always go "they were a really nice person and really funny, too", rather than tell the truth?

"Glad he's dead. He wasn't funny at all, and was an annoying **** to go with it"

Phil Jupitus is dead?

Often applies to non famous people as well? Often wonder at times if when hearing talk of someone has passed away if they are actually the same people I knew?

Sadly not, but I bet some **** will say he was a great, funny bloke when he does.