CPFC BBS - Things that annoy you

Office Talk. What a load of shit, everyone only seems to be able to communicate by using cliches. Just speak normally
"Drop Dave a line because we need a back of a fag packet ballpark figure, so we can stamp out any errors moving forward."

Also, being unable to leave for lunch without saying the obligatory farewell of...
"Just going to get some lunch...does anyone want anything from outside?" When deeply hoping no one takes up your offer.

And Millwall, of course.

Just say you're going out for some coke and hookers, the rest of you can get f*cked.

They won't ask you for anything then.

Chris K

14-04-2015 01:56 PM

Objection, if that offer was sent my way rather than a bowl of soup and an hour on the BBC i'd be all over it quicker than you could say "i'll have point five of Bolivian flake please vicar".

evvo111

14-04-2015 02:49 PM

Thomas Jefferson. 'We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal', apart from the slaves he owned (and never freed) what a complete and utter bast*rd.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Tiq2t7reHHA/hqdefault.jpg :)

HOL_Beagle

14-04-2015 03:51 PM

Emails that are signed off with the single word 'best'.

danpalace07

14-04-2015 05:52 PM

When you get what the Yanks call sandwiches and it's all bred, no filling (or one ******* slice of chicken). Cough up you cheap bastards, shove a load of meat in them

CT_Palace

14-04-2015 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12339427)

When you get what the Yanks call sandwiches and it's all bred, no filling (or one ******* slice of chicken). Cough up you cheap bastards, shove a load of meat in them

Hang on, hang on, are you accusing the Americans of scrimping on sandwich fillers?
My bloody waistline is living proof of quite the opposite.

danpalace07

14-04-2015 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 12339452)

Hang on, hang on, are you accusing the Americans of scrimping on sandwich fillers?
My bloody waistline is living proof of quite the opposite.

No, I mean Tesco's versions

More meat in a vegan cafe ffs

ever hopeful!

14-04-2015 06:10 PM

Police helicopters hovering over my house at 2 o'clock in the morning for no apparent reason...anti-social arseholes...

Jim Cannon

14-04-2015 06:14 PM

Trains where you need to push the button to open the doors - pushing the button 50 times before the thing lights up will not make the doors open any quicker asshole

mushroom

14-04-2015 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12339464)

Trains where you need to push the button to open the doors - pushing the button 50 times before the thing lights up will not make the doors open any quicker asshole

I've seen a woman walk up to get on a train, stand a foot from the doors then go mental when the train pulls away. She didn't realise she had to press a button to open the doors, she thought they were like shop doors that have sensors.

in-exile

14-04-2015 06:58 PM

People that put a big shitty pile of Mayonnaise on chips.....its Salt and Vinegar maybe a little Ketchup...UKIP will ban this!

the drexciyan

14-04-2015 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12338058)

How is it someone can go to another country and immediately lose all of their common sense?

Their brains migrate into their rucksacks. They only respond, slowly, to being hit and poked repeatedly about the head region.

the drexciyan

14-04-2015 09:40 PM

Dumb english as a second language ****ers at work who insist the word 'resource' is spelt 'ressource', to the point where MS Office autocorrects the right spelling to the wrong one.

foetus eagle

14-04-2015 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by in-exile (Post 12339545)

People that put a big shitty pile of Mayonnaise on chips.....its Salt and Vinegar maybe a little Ketchup...UKIP will ban this!

Ukip will ban Belgium?

racehorse-80s

14-04-2015 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ever hopeful! (Post 12339459)

Police helicopters hovering over my house at 2 o'clock in the morning for no apparent reason...anti-social arseholes...

Had this happen sporadically over a few weeks until the Police found the house growing cannabis they new was in the area .

in-exile

14-04-2015 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foetus eagle (Post 12339754)

Ukip will ban Belgium?

Seems logical. ;)

GorBlimey

14-04-2015 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SOUTHGATE EAGLE (Post 12338381)

I would totally agree except the supermarkets deliberately minimize the manned tills to ensure those that wanted to be served ( I worked a till for years as a kid so it's my fecking turn surely?! ) are punished by standing in a massive queue. I told a checkout supervisor that there's basically two types of tills now in Sainsburys; 'serve yourself' or 'f*ck yourself'

If everyone ignored the self-serve checkouts they'd have to take them out.

When the supervisor walks over to me and asks if I want to try the self-serve, I'm happy to say no, I want to interact with a human being and if that means waiting a couple of minutes then so be it.

fioreuk

14-04-2015 11:11 PM

CCTV letting mouthy little sh1t5 get away with sh1te I would have got a deserved slap for at that age. ��

davech

15-04-2015 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GorBlimey (Post 12339844)

We can but hope. I refuse to use the fcuking things too.

I am well-known in my local Tesco Express for loathing the confounded things. They now say automatically,"Would you like to come over to the till, sir?" And I reply, "Yes please. Thank You". A little politeness goes a long way. Pity the larger stores don't learn a bit more about customer service.

Come the revolution..........

Stellavista

15-04-2015 01:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 12339464)

Trains where you need to push the button to open the doors - pushing the button 50 times before the thing lights up will not make the doors open any quicker asshole

I liked it when we used to be trusted to open and shut the doors ourselves. Miss being able to jump off a train as it is pulling into a station.:(

All times are GMT +1. The time now is 07:46 PM.

Page 142 of 2452