earthquakes

Cars that indicate to turn too early, i.e. when they go past the road you think they're indicating to turn into.

The new (updated) BBC news website.
50% of the stories are now 60 second streams taken from the tv news. Subsequently the information is short on depth, facts and detail.
And I have to sit through a minimum 30 sec advert before seeing this crap?

This in spades!

People (usually over 60) who walk around our town centre holding hands & wearing hiking boots, anoraks, beanie hats & back packs (bulging with heaven knows what).

:D We are renowned for our Nigels!

My Wife!!!!

At least the stories on the right are up to date. Got sick of clicking onto something that looks interesting and finding it was a story from 2007.

We drove to/from Sunderland on Saturday and the M1 was littered with 50 limits due to ghost workman. So f*cking annoying.

The girlfriend!!!

That money supermarket advert.

Office jargon such as challenges rather than problems.

Lol - that's one thing I don't miss living here. Some of the bigger supermarkets on the outskirts of town have started experimenting with them but all the inner city "local" supermarkets still happy to have £14 a hour checkout assistants working them. Long may it continue :)

The shitty 4G advert.

A Question of Sport. What a shit programme.
If it was a colour, it would be beige.

The wife again

Especially Dawson

CNN's is even worse... ironically they and the BBC seem to be morphing into the same website.

Taking 3 hours to do the 20 miles from Heathrow to home yesterday because every single road heading west was a complete and utter cluster****.

Should have given a "spoiler alert". Had recorded the game and watched yesterday after reading this so knew what was coming as soon as Rodney stepped in :sob:

Good old slam doors and leaning out of the window before leaning back in to avoid decapitation:D