At the supermarket checkout with three items, heaviest is a packet of bacon: "Are you alright packing ?"

Running

I don't care if people want to do this, but everyone can actually do it BTW, you aren't performing brain surgery by putting one leg in front of each other at speed.

That being said 2 things:

1. Get out the way, I am pigsick of pairs of runners in the city running side by side trying to have a conversation.

2. Stop telling me how far you run, you did a 10k? I don't care. Whats this obsession with runners telling everyone their times like we should be interested?

Dull.

Baking.

Based on the fact everyone seems to be bringing in some sort of homemade concoction these days, its probably not as hard as everyone makes out is it?

Traffic.

When there is traffic leaving an exit on a motorway and instead of joining the queue and taking the pain like everyone else those arses who indicate all the way down to the front and force their way in - its selfish and quite dangerous.

This. If jogging is so much fun, why do they all look so bloody miserable.

Blokes obsessed with building muscles and constantly drinking protein shakes. Don't come looking for sympathy when you start to develop serious health problems later in life.

Did someone kick sand in your face when you were young?;)

Back in my day of you wanted to build muscles you did it the hard way. These days certain idiots think the way to do it is with £50 tubs of muscle-pro or some such shit.

The long term effects aren't yet known, but when they are, I won't be feckin interested.

Actually I agree . In my day it was Charles Atlas or a Bullworker.

Beatleboy is a regular cruiser.

That 1% of me who considered wasting a fortnight of my life on a floating death trap, just waiting for the elements to reclaim the ocean, leaving you to either drown, get eaten by sharks or die of exposure after weeks of floating in a paddleboat surrounded by water that you can't drink (the irony); has now decided that there is no way I could cope with ever going on a cruise. I struggle with BB once a year online. Two weeks trapped on the same lump of metal? Jesus Christ. No thanks.


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These idiots who are covering themselves with tattoos because its fashionable.

Absolutely.

Jim Fixx, the fitness guru, collapsed and died whilst out jogging. That should be warning enough,

Office blokes who do a mock golf swing for no discernible reason.

I would rather like to brain them with an imaginary 5 iron.

Waiting behind a car at a petrol pump. The person pays, comes back to their car, gets in and then fannies around for 5 minutes before moving off. Grrrrr

Cooking shows on thr TV.

This - it's all about the Data Protection Act. Companies have to ensure that they are talking to someone with the authority to operate the account, otherwise there can be pretty hefty fines. Our agents are monitored on following DPA procedures, if they make more than a couple of mistakes a month they start losing bonus.

What's worse, answering a couple of questions, or having an identity thief pocket all your cash?

He took them here - http://www.bonzle.com/c/a?a=p&p=274612&cmd=sp

My business studies teacher at school used to just stand at the front of the class and practice his swing while we were supposed to be working.

This. I f****** hate those cretins.


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One bloke in particular goes 'pop' when he connects with the ball and then puts his hand above his eyes as if looking to see the landing spot. If he is brutally and needlessly killed by being repeatedly bashed on the skull with a hole punch then it has got nothing to do with me.