Northerners. Most recently, the fact they seem to think everyone in London is ******* loaded annoys me the most about them

Ali77.

Makes me want to punch them in the face.

The phrase "below par" when talking about a bad performance pisses me off.

Self loathing isn't a pretty trait. :D

Little al when he's bored.

Gerry Francis' barber does have a point though.

People that says words like 'guesstimate'

Family and friends that ask you "how's your car running?" when they've run out of pointless small talk.

When you are telling someone an interesting story and their phone rings in the middle of it, they answer it, talk for 20 seconds, then it expect you to carry the story on after. Nope, forget it.

The lack of spiritual enlightenment in the human race. Money and material possession being the main drive instead of spiritual wealth.

People who return from holiday and make a huge performance about how many emails they have as if this scenario is unique to them and doesnt happen to 99% of office workers.

Screaming f*cking kids on planes. For a start the very young scream because the pressure hurts their ears, so it's arguable that the parents are being child abusers, knowing their children have to suffer so they can get their piss up in Benidorm 5 minutes after the bastard was evicted from the tart's minge.

Secondly because the older ones can't be controlled by the same f*ckfaced parents at a later stage.

There should be a special compartment for them all to piss off into, or be banned from normal flights worldwide and be able to fly on kids planes only, fair enough make them cheap so they piss off there.

Listen to the bloody racket on this flight landing at Barcelona. If this was a parents and kids only flight as I suggested then fine. But it wasn't, people had to suffer this shit. It would be enough to make me want to hijack it and fly it into the sea. That would learn them.

Selfish f*ckers get a boat. Swim. Anything but sit in a tube making people's lives a misery when all they want to do is relax with a gin and tonic.

Sky Sports News presenters who pronounce Aguero in Argentinian. Shaddap ya faces!

Can they not invent some sort of travel gag for children when they want to scream? A soft ball with an attached strap perhaps. Dangling it in front of them may do the trick.

see Black Friday, Xmas

Jamie Carragher

Waitrose lorries.

Micheal Parkinson "I have been asked many times which is my favourite interview " The bane of day time television for old codgers---piss off you old git!

Seating at football.....and football fans that want their manager to put out a scratch team of mostly under 21's in the FA Cup so as to concentrate on the League.....we're at home to Newcastle ffs,we can win it and set up an exciting away day in the 4th round...

Against Dover :) I get your point and agree totally though. The Premier League/Sky/Alex Ferguson wind me up for devaluing my favourite competition.

Kiss my custard you posh softie

Getting Dover away when there was 42 teams within an hours drive from my gaff left in the draw. Sums my feckin luck up at the moment