New generation of mothers who listen to their iPods whilst pushing their child along in a buggy. Give me strength. I also find fathers who think they're too cool to push the buggy with both hands annoying. You look like a complete prick. Just push it properly.

people who write off all pop music and hip hop etc as 'manufactured', 'generic' or whatever else they read on the internet by other people trying to sound like they know what they're talking about

also, people who say they hate rap except for Eminem. I wonder why...

edit: one more that's been annoying me today: neutrals and pundits over hyping us. Merson apparently thinks we'll finish 5th?! Can we all just calm down...

Car salesman who lie to you about the likely price they'll retail your part-ex for to justify a low buying figure. Then pointing out every blemish, wheel scuff on your car as punishment for even asking such a thing. Though strangely, when you point out similar on the nearly new car you want to buy, they say these issues are par for the course on a used car and should be expected. Bastards.

6 year old Mini Cooper: valued by the Mini dealership - $7,500
Same Mini, 6 months later totaled by CT jnr: Insurance pay out $10,500
Moral? Lend your car to an 18 year old doof :p

The Irish.

Tenants.

Yes Bloody Awful Lager!:D

There's no denying that :)

Got to get a new one again :(

Don't include me in that, I know I'm not cool!

#hashtags

I'm exceptionally cool.

It's just that nobody else recognises this fact.

Particularly my 13 year old daughter.:(

Mothers who drive their little cherubs to school which is
only 500 yards away cos they are too bone idle to walk, and then stop
on the yellow hazards so the precious ones dont have to walk too far.
And they have the fkn nerve to moan when anything is said to them.
Not in full flow yet cos they dont go back until next week!!

With said cherubs usually encased in a ridiculousy over sized Chelsea tractor, in order to protect them from the dangers of fresh air/breaking into a sweat while walking/having to share the pavement with lesser mortals/etc. Mother usually dressed in gym gear, in order to give the impression of being fit/active while being sat on her arse, in 45 minutes of traffic, over a distance that could have been walked in a third of the time.

Also, the fat bloke in a shitty Mazda that wheel spun out of a junction and theatrically swung into the A23 in Streatham this afternoon. His wheels were smokin', he made a loud noise and he looked a total c@nt. WTAF does that sh!t proove? LOL

Math.


It's Maths.

Idiots.

Crystal Maths.

I'm gonna say it... Maz.

People wanting your opinion, then getting upset over what you have to say...

You mean women?

Yep...

Well done.

And how original it was.