Or the petrol station ffs get your cash out before the till... Was it a surprise they want some????

Depends what woman it is. Highly unlikely but if it was Rachel Riley it would probably be worth doing the porridge after slamming one up her shitter while she took out her 50 notes.

You old romantic you.

How much Newcastle fans seem to hate us ever since Pardew left them. I don't think any cares how bad you think he is as a manager even though we've been flying high since he took over and you've been playing like complete shit ever since he left, and he hasn't said a single bad thing about Newcastle since he left. Some guy on the Newcastle forum even said he was more upset from us beating Chelsea than Newcastle losing? Weird bunch. Wouldn't even be talking about us if Pardew was a flop here.

Boeing...

International breaks

Especially when we are playing well!

And supermarket checkout..

Getting charged 50p to pay with a debit card despite being a regular customer. Charging people to pay doesn't create a particularly good customer service perception.

This. Absolutely absurd.

The ridiculous hype surrounding Wayne Rooney potentially breaking Bobby Charlton's scoring record by grabbing a brace against a bunch of fecking cab drivers.

'EDM'. Dance music has been around for decades in dozens of different genres, then suddenly the American mainstream cotton onto it and it's EDM this, EDM that, EDM ******* everywhere.

And getting on the bus.

Is it SO difficult to have your pass ready? And why is it ALWAYS at the bottom of your bag??

ITV Player - no, I don't want to set up an account to watch the odd programme

Mrs A has chosen the sofa she wants.

It £7,500.

Seven grand for a ******* sofa.

Seven grand.

I'm still in shock.

Guys coked out of their heads at 5.30 in the evening in a quite local pub, standing there chewing their cheeks and sniffing continuously. Why not wait until you're in club latter on?

And I bet the wankers are talking loudly at each other not listening to what anyone else is saying. Or if they are they are talking the most utter shit.

Yep and staring at everyone else, I'm tempted just to whisper to them that the guy in the corner can hear all their thoughts and watch the paranoia kick in

People who constantly post pictures of their kids or new born babies on facebook.

ENOUGH!!!!!!

It's easy. Leave Facebook. There is no need for it apart from f*cking c*nts.