People who walk in front of perfectly good stairs to then walk down the escalator, mainly at train station entrances at rush hour

:D

wankers who park their cars 75% on the pavement, leaving a gap of about 1 foot for pedestrians to squeeze through. If you get a keying dont be surprised.

....and those that park across two spaces

Fat people who cant fit through a gap of 1ft:D:hi:

You talking about the whitehorse turnstiles? They seem to get narrower year by year :)

Working for 9 days in a row again.

People who 'think' they get irony

'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette.

Whistling.

Most of the callers and pretty much every presenter other than James O'Brien on LBC.

Right wing scaremongering bigots obsessed with Muslims, asylum seekers and immigration.

Anyone who keys a car whatever the circumstances.

If my neighbour parks across my drive again I'm going to do a bit more than key his 4by4 monstrosity

Keying a car is out of order. But if they do park across your drive then smashing a window and releasing the handbrake to move the car is completely acceptable.

Premier league wages.
100/150 per week to things with stupid hairstyles who can't control a ball, pass to a team mate consistently, keep possession or shoot within 5 yds of the target.
Earning 4 times more in a week than the average supporter earns in a year.

A fair point :p

Jerome was and still isn't on that sort of money. Oh you mean that spic twat Costa that Delaney owned!

People who just stop when they exit a shop. Probably having a little think about something .... Bless .


People who write Bless.

People who "think" that people who get irony don't.

My eyesight is getting worse, I thought you said w*nking for 9 days in a row, would have been an all time record!

My beef at the mo is Easyjet. Since they've started seat allocation, every flight I take is a nightmare. I don't understand why people take so long to find their seats, and then many end up in the wrong row, or find the overhead lockers full and disappear half way down the plane to find space for their oversize cabin luggage.

I fly weekly with them and I can't remember the last time we ever left on schedule, not helped by the fact that dozens of cabin bags seem to get shoved in the hold anyway.

Now they're allowing 2 pieces of hand luggage, it's got even worse. Some people take the p**s