Cliff Richard.

The ones in Manchester are also wankers.

People on tele wearing flashy and sparkly poppies. Just wear a normal one, it's not there to be fashionable.

The return of Citizen Khan

the Holmesdale's acoustics

Shitty 'jovial' harp music over loads of modern day documentaries.

Getting shit service in a restraunant and the getting a service charge added on your bill.
Also people who take themselves too seriously, my brother and sister in law wouldn't go to a restraunant because it referred to its menu as the Good book, they as born again Christians found that offensive:grrr: Really???

Born again Christians, wtf is that all about.

Means all the bad stuff you did before being reborn is forgiven and you get to go to heaven still .

:D

They continually advertise themselves which is equally irritating.

Kids football, just utter crap in this country particularly West Norfolk

People paying with cards in a pub, especially when they don't use contactless.

Oh and my wife complaining that my decorating isn't up to professional standards, I f****** work in HR no wonder I'm crap at diy

While not being in any way religious I agree with your brother and sister in law. Any restaurant that has some wanky pretentious name for its' menu should be shunned - it's a ******* menu, I know it's a menu, they know it's a menu, just ******* call it a menu.

:D

May I see the Good Book? Would you like to see the Good Book?

iPhone6S ad.
Specifically the one for "moving photo's". Errr what's so special about that? It's just a short video isn't it?

"Moving pictures" you say? How about we call those fancy things "movies" for short? *Puffs on pipe*

Football boots arent made for that many toes, thats partly the problem :)

Women on the train thinking it's okay for them to be using nail varnish.