Post match interviews with John Terry,who cares what this chav thinks

Trust me after 20 years of marriage, this is a blessing.

Asking for a receipt when paying in a cheque at a High Street Bank and being told I can write you one out. It's Twenty f*cking Sixteen!!

That "Jack" character off Silent Witness.

Being told the company I work for is merging with a competitor back in early November and 3 months on still not knowing if I have a job in the new organization (and it's not just me, only 3 names have been announced so far and that's the President, COO and CFO) the rest of us - approx. 500 people across both companies haven't a Scooby's)

Old people in shops. Get our of the f*cking way you miserable sods.

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/ar...181911.jpg?v=1

Mergers are never about the workforce. It's a board room stitch up.

Thks for your suggestion Yoda about contacting the GF opposite me in the restaurant. Only prob is I don't have Facebook...ye olde phone's one of those wind-up versions, so would first have to buy a new mobile, then take selfies & mail for responses. A new GF comes cheaper than a new mobile in these parts!

The pair of ***** either side of me on this train constantly wagging their ******* feet. Sit still you hyperactive bell ends

Yep....I don't think you two are match, to be honest about it.

Her loss. :hi:

My Dobermans feckin arse the smelly big git:veryangry:veryangry

Yeah what is that all about? It's normally women who cross their legs then their foot goes mad. Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle. Calm down ffs.

In 2016 you can shove a cheque into a machine and not even queue up:D

Haha....and don't they f*cking love telling you instead of getting behind the jump and serving people?! I actually did try and do that but the cheque was so grubby after being in my pocket for over a week it didn't recognise it. :D If however I had been successful I would have got a decent receipt with a scan of my precious cheque. Now that is more like what I expect in 20 fuc*ing 16!!

Bank Managers who are little older than children.Spoke to the new guy today and he was fecking full of buzz words,shite like "touching base",fecking "blue sky thinking" and the best yet" imagineering",after two minutes of listenlng to this foetus in a suit,i pissed off and had a haircut.Told him id come in again when there was an adult in the branch.

In 2016 you can take a photo of the cheque using your bank's phone app and deposit it there and then. With, of course a photographic record held online for future printing should you need a receipt.

Make that 8 years! ;-)

:D

Stoke

So once you had run that up his flagpole, did he salute it?