difference between McDonald's machines where they grind and pull the shot automatically and small coffee shops which are more involved

Him, and his bags, should have gone out of the window. Even if the window only opens at a slant of approx 3 inches.

People who rush to get on a train/tube then immediately stop dead as soon as they're through the door, oblivious to the fact that other people behind them might also be trying to make the train.

Yeah, they usually move pretty quick when shoved hard in the back though. Same as people who do that at the bottom of escalators, or at the entrance or exit of shops.

No,no,no,no,no.

People who, on this very forum, type "he's" when they mean "his" are the worst.

Top apostrophe work there :p .

Courjetti is when you make pretend spaghetti out of courgettes.

There seems to be a whole generation of men incapable of blowing their noses. Loudly regurgitating your own snot on public transport is almost trendy it seems. All part of this passive-aggressive "do what I like in public" culture, I suppose.

99% of the f vckwits on the Wembley tickets forum.

Ffs.

grammer, An - spellin! naziis

The weather, why is it always dry when I'm in the office but wet at weekends and bank holidays

just imagine if we get to the final...

Club have ordered another 100,000 Monopoly sets just in case:D

People who wear surgical masks in public , I am in Prague and a few Asian tourists are wearing them , Is there something I don't know about going around ?

The smart ones will be going for the Crystals calendars then flogging them to the #cpfcfamily on twitter and on HOL

:)

Head colds, can't hear or taste a thing

Japanese people wear masks when they've got a cold/whatever to avoid spreading germs. It's the other way round to what you'd think and rather nice of them.

Never knew that. Thought they didn't like our air.

Me too

F*cking Millwall get everywhere.