It should be pronounced Berna-bay-oo. I'd get the hump if some spic said Selhoost Peyrk.

Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.

This is annoying but occasionally I can find humour in them like this one:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-34026667

Mind you it must be fecking annoying for lorry drivers in South London that you can barely go 500m without finding a low bridge.

Steve Mcmanaman. **** off

I don't mind him. He walked the walk as a player so I'll cut him some slack as a pundit. The only thing wrong with what he says more often than not is his accent. Needs to cut his fecking hair though.

Is that a request Chocky?

If so, wrong forum. NSC may be more your (ball) bag.

The "Which block are you in at Wembley" thread :( :sob:

The first floor of my building holds the Jenny Craig office here. Ive been caught outseveral times mentioning that the fatties should consider walking up the lone flight of stairs to go to their weigh in rather than have me guessing if the maximum weight limit of the lift is close to being compromised.

It's prostate cancer, not PROSTRATE! FFS! (see worst ad on TV thread). Please look up words in dic u dic. (I know I spelt dick wrong, it was a play on words but he'll get my meaning.)

I've already covered off Lift Morons on here but yes, f*ckwits that get the lift for 1 floor when there are stairs nearby - whatever their shape/size - really piss me off unless they're somehow incapacitated. It's probably taken them longer to walk to the lift and wait for it to come than taking the stairs would've done.

:lux::lux:

Yep. When you have 2 kids and pushchairs, shopping and these lazy ****wits fill the lift up so you can't use it and stand there looking at you having to manage all this because they are too ******* lazy to use the escalators 20 metres away. You know the things that do the climbing for you. :wallbash::jerkit::wallbash::jerkit::wallbash:

Oh and I nearly forgot, staring into their phones. No you haven't suddenly become attractive to the other people, do you think it's going to change by staring into your phone and seeking attention ??????? :jerkit:

Yep, bloody annoying that!

Bless
Absolutely
Basically
Bespoke
Intrinsically
Essentially

Status update: Got my tickets for the Final,...YAY!

Just happened to me twice in the same lift journey FFS. **** these ****ers that are too lazy to take the ******* stairs.

The BBC bitesize revision app advert. Does my fecking head in, why can't they just have got a spotty swot with greasy hair to plug it rather than the epileptic fit inducing, full of trendy kids mess it is.

Benalmadeeeena my arse as well.[/QUOTE]

Your arris has been there a few times.

and
"In terms of:veryangry"

listen to Mark Lawrenson. He cant complete a sentence without using it twice

The sudden trend of referring to The Republican Party as The GOP. Why have we started doing that? I bet Americans don't talk about The Tories.

Your arris has been there a few times.[/QUOTE]

Talking of which I am out there for the Saints game. Any recommendations where the match may be on. I was out there same time last year for the Liverpool away game. Watched it in a bar for of Scousers. When we got the penalty I couldn't resist shouting out 'Let Gerrard take it!'

Mr Savage had the same issue on MOTD recently.

Savage can barely complete a sentence that makes any sense. It is distressing that he is allowed anywhere near the BBC