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Worksop Palace 06-05-2016 07:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972355)
I'm not sure why I thought it'd be a good idea to take a music recommendation from you, but I couldn't get through half of that song. It wasn't an enjoyable experience at all.
:eek:

To be expected. If you like James Blake then there's probably no helping you. :p

Glen Eagle 06-05-2016 07:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12971856)
Talking of which I am out there for the Saints game. Any recommendations where the match may be on. I was out there same time last year for the Liverpool away game. Watched it in a bar full of Scousers. When we got the penalty I couldn't resist shouting out 'Let Gerrard take it!'
Your only chance there is The Lounge Bar. They have all games on at 4pm on Saturdays but if everyone is playing at the same time last game of the season it will be hit and miss. Only place I know it's guaranteed to be on is a bar I drink in but it's a 30 euro cab journey from you.[/QUOTE]

Thanks for that. Is The Lounge Bar in the Harbour Area?

Payroll Legend 06-05-2016 08:58 AM
Daniel Sturridge goal celebration.

Helmet.

saxoneagle 06-05-2016 09:53 AM
People constantly asking how many tickets are left. Why the hell would anyone on here know?

ChaceTheAce 06-05-2016 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Payroll Legend (Post 12972525)
Daniel Sturridge goal celebration.

Helmet.
My dad hates him for this reason. I said "you won't be saying that when he scores for England and does it"...

He told me to **** off, hes a ****. Oh. :D

Stellavista 06-05-2016 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12972704)
My dad hates him for this reason. I said "you won't be saying that when he scores for England and does it"...

He told me to **** off, hes a ****. Oh. :D
I make your dad right.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 10:16 AM
Same here. Wavey armed twat.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 10:55 AM
Answering the door to two reasonably fit women whose first words are 'can I interest you in these words from the book of Matthew'.

adrenalin john 06-05-2016 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972835)
Answering the door to two reasonably fit women whose first words are 'can I interest you in these words from the book of Matthew'.
go forth and multiply?

mroakley9 06-05-2016 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972835)
Answering the door to two reasonably fit women whose first words are 'can I interest you in these words from the book of Matthew'.
That's when you whip out your cock and say 'can I interest you in the finest 10 inches Scotland has to offer' and then spin it around like a helicopter

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by adrenalin john (Post 12972844)
go forth and multiply?
I might have multiplied with one of them but the other one had crazy eyes which suggested she would start babbling in tongues if I kept the door open much longer.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:09 AM
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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972849)
That's when you whip out your cock and say 'can I interest you in the finest 10 inches Scotland has to offer' and then spin it around like a helicopter
:D

You never think of those replies until its too late :)

Maidstoned Eagle 06-05-2016 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972849)
That's when you whip out your cock and say 'can I interest you in the finest 10 inches Scotland has to offer' and then spin it around like a helicopter
How do you know he's got a 10" cock?

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12972861)
How do you know he's got a 10" cock?
It might have been a few years ago :)

Maidstoned Eagle 06-05-2016 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972868)
It might have been a few years ago :)
But how does he know? Bit weird if you ask me...another man saying you have a 10" willy.

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:19 AM
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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12972873)
But how does he know? Bit weird if you ask me...another man saying you have a 10" willy.
He might have been to the semi. final.

chrisophiex 06-05-2016 11:34 AM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972851)
I might have multiplied with one of them but the other one had crazy eyes which suggested she would start babbling in tongues if I kept the door open much longer.

I like the fact that whilst you should have been listening to what wonderful insight that their religion may bring you.... You were probably weighing up if you would go forth and multiply with the one who had crazy eyes :D

elgin eagle 06-05-2016 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12972912)
I like the fact that whilst you should have been listening to what wonderful insight that their religion may bring you.... You were probably weighing up if you would go forth and multiply with the one who had crazy eyes :D
It was a typical male response mate :) When I said I wasn't really interested in all that stuff, I wasn't really expecting them to say 'how about a threesome instead, I'll cover my loony stary eyes with this book' :D

Breaking rocks 06-05-2016 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972944)
It was a typical male response mate :) When I said I wasn't really interested in all that stuff, I wasn't really expecting them to say 'how about a threesome instead, I'll cover my loony stary eyes with this book' :D
Should have taken them around the back (oo er missus) and shown them your new deck :)

art malice 06-05-2016 11:58 AM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12972944)
It was a typical male response mate :) When I said I wasn't really interested in all that stuff, I wasn't really expecting them to say 'how about a threesome instead, I'll cover my loony stary eyes with this book' :D
If the threesome did then go ahead, there would have been far more mentions of 'God' and 'Jesus' than in any religious conversation you may have had instead.


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