But not from a saucer.

Richard Madeley - scruffy bastard
Steve Penk

People, and I use the term loosely, that make noises whilst either eating or drinking.
But especially eating. Like when they slap their lips together. Usually whilst eating apples or *spit* crisps
Ignorant c*nts.
I've got no time for their kind.

The Ill mannered c*nts.

Mark Hughes moaning about the referee for some reason

they deserve nothing better than death

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Rob Brydon's cruise ad. Bet he's tight as arseholes

My lovely old dad was most likely the softest dad in the whole wide world ever but one thing he could not abide was bad table manners.
Me and my older bruv and sis used to suck our crisps when he was about. Not cos we were scared of him but out of love and respect really.

******* ADS IN THE MIDDLE OF LIVE SPORTING EVENTS!!!!

Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

Rob Brydon. Over exposed Welsh prick. Not as funny as he thinks he is. In fact not funny at all.

PS I've just had my third massive shit of the day.

Vindaloo last night perchance.

people that don't appreciate the comedy brilliance of Rob Brydon

I find it difficult to appreciate something that simply does not exist.

'This is the life'

Is it ? Good, well ******* stay on the bastard ship then you boring twathouse

Boxers who do the stupid looking at each other at the weigh-in nonsense. They all look like twathouses.

And whilst I'm at it, why do all the small boxers all sound the same ? All nasally, high pitched and northern.

Filthy northern bastards!

Twats who stand in the supermarket checkout queue with 2 items....and then their missus turns up with a cunting trolley load of crap.

Supporting a club since 1967. Season ticket holder for 20 years until had to give it up as lost job and cannot get a cup final ticket even at phase 5. I agree they should have phased the sale but once Season Ticket holders and club members and loyalty point qualifiers had their opportunity to purchase then it should be open to all others.

The word 'twathouse'