getting a bit of tissue somehow jammed up inside the charging port of my phone so the charging wire keeps falling out.

Crawling round on my hands and knees for over an hour to locate the hole in the lawn where the Clothes Airer goes. And then being sprayed by foul putrid water once I find the thing and insert the pole.

My 2 dogs.
They're cockerpoos (hmmmm) who've been named Chewey and Chief when they should've been named Itchy and Scratchy....they fight..and bite, and fight and bite and fight!
Fight fight fight...bite bite bite...
I love dogs but they both must pack it in soon or in the oven they're gonna go.
Gas mark 5.

Wow. An hour. Is;
1 your garden ma-hussive, or
2 your memory abysmal, or
3 your relationship with laundry best described as fleeting?

My wife. For putting on programs like 'What would be your Miracle' with stories like a child with cerebral palsy walking for the first time, then mocking my attempts at disguising my man-blub. Didn't wan't to watch it in the first place!

Try it yourself, the grass grows over the bayonet during the winter. I wasted 30mins searching 2sq ft of lawn for ours.

Put a short stick in it, but a long enough one to peep over the grass. That or get a cover for said washing line and leave it in.

The reaction on TV to West Ham leaving Upton Park. Never head of reaction like it when a team has moved ground and if it was so amazing why are they leaving?

:)
You're talking to a bloke who can still shed a tear at Little House On The Prairie!

Big garden and uncommonly thick grass which has totally matted over the hole

Footy fans singing/chanting along to Ache breaky heart, always hated the crap song, brings back cringe worthy images of Brits in Spain line dancing on morning tv, and Stiff Little fingers killing it on a encore one xmas Billy Ray Virus should be hung for this tune !

Tossers who stand at a newsagent, read a newspaper, then put it back on the shelf. Just buy the feckin' thing, you tight bastard.

I'll try shoving a stick in it, the covers don't seem to last that long. That or the wife can find it herself....

Stick a dirty great Palace flag in it. Problem solved.

BT Openreach, a company that is all about improving communication, but having given you a time slot as to when they will turn up, then do not provide any further communication on the day, until they are at your door.

I am in the 8AM til 1PM slot this morning, and basically am a prisoner in my home till they turn up.

Yes ok it is a first world problem, but it is a justifiable one to be moaning about.

I feel foolish (not for the first time) . Engineer just called me from Dunfermline to say he is on his way.

Bastards who cock up your moan!!!!;)

Thank you for giving me a reason to still feel in moan mode... The engineer was great on the phone as well... has a great sense of humour ... ******* hate him already and he has to turn up and sort out, and probably **** up, my broadband installation, that is almost 3 weeks late :veryangry

I am back in full moan mode...cheers Owngoal.

the tickets came Cary ;)

I am in full moan mode Paul...... bet they are forgeries .

(btw just sent you a text about them before seeing this message :))