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Worksop Palace 14-05-2016 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 12991095)
People who visit the country side,and think it is ok. to let their dogs run loose on farmland,i had to fire a shot in the air today to get a large alsation away from some lambs in my field,the dogs owner then uses the classic line"Hes a lovely dog,he wont hurt your lambs",i advised him that if i see said dog again i will assume he is a wolf,and shoot the thing,as well as any witnesses to the event.He left in a huff,convinced that i was merely being horrid,telling me that i must hate animals.They really dont get it.
Totally agree. Some dog owners are the pits.

the drexciyan 14-05-2016 05:06 PM
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Originally Posted by sherrifbart (Post 12991095)
People who visit the country side,and think it is ok. to let their dogs run loose on farmland,i had to fire a shot in the air today to get a large alsation away from some lambs in my field,the dogs owner then uses the classic line"Hes a lovely dog,he wont hurt your lambs",i advised him that if i see said dog again i will assume he is a wolf,and shoot the thing,as well as any witnesses to the event.He left in a huff,convinced that i was merely being horrid,telling me that i must hate animals.They really dont get it.
Good one. When running over the 7 sisters and beachy head, dogs are an occupational hazard and just go for anything moving. A few times the fckwitted owners just shrug their shoulders and go 'open land innit' and go on their way. There are some sonic dog repellant gadgets out there, but the oldskool method of stones also works.

Worksop Palace 14-05-2016 05:24 PM
Socks. Snooker balls

:)

the drexciyan 14-05-2016 05:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 12991238)
Socks. Snooker balls

:)
You've got to travel light over those hills, a rucksack of snooker balls would pull you backwards ;). Stones and serious attitude projected to wrestle any fcker that comes near normally keep them at bay.

cappuccinoeagle 14-05-2016 10:15 PM
The Eurovision Song Contest - the only good things, Agnetha from Abba, Jay Aston & the song Waterloo,

Stellavista 15-05-2016 12:29 AM
Yes, those pedestrians with headphones/mobile phones are still pissing me off.

http://i.imgur.com/fR1ur4D.gif

Breaking rocks 15-05-2016 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 12972199)
My hearing. All I want to do is listen to James Blunts new album at an ungodly volume, but my hearing forbids me from ever listening to music at such a volume unfortunately.
James Blunt is a ****.

danpalace07 15-05-2016 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Jerry Murphy's Fringe (Post 12990758)
Is this a progression from one of my all time favourite threads, about the peculiarity of humanity that is teenagers?
link?

CT_Palace 15-05-2016 04:13 AM
The Hollywood fact that every flying craft be it propellor plane, jet plane or helicopter, when swooping in low or losing height quickly is suddenly equipped with a Stuka "Jericho siren".

FORZA SELHURST 15-05-2016 06:13 PM
Clothes. I've shifted off a bunch of weight recently (which is probs a good thing) but am left with wearing clothes that I had 10 years ago and now look like some 'cool uncle'/paedophile schoolteacher. And I hate buying clothes.

Nostrils 15-05-2016 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12994333)
Clothes. I've shifted off a bunch of weight recently (which is probs a good thing) but am left with wearing clothes that I had 10 years ago and now look like some 'cool uncle'/paedophile schoolteacher. And I hate buying clothes.
Internet with free returns.

Pistol Knight 15-05-2016 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by FORZA SELHURST (Post 12994333)
Clothes. I've shifted off a bunch of weight recently (which is probs a good thing) but am left with wearing clothes that I had 10 years ago and now look like some 'cool uncle'/paedophile schoolteacher. And I hate buying clothes.
Jacamo :D

sherrifbart 15-05-2016 08:19 PM
People who constantly take "Selfies",Sat at the airport,some eejit with his camera phone pointed at his own mush,grinning like a twat.What drives these self obsessed tossers,is it insecurity or just plain self obsession.Starting to feel like jamming said phone down his throat.Edit,just noticed he is wearing Man.United shirt under his jacket,kind of explains its self i guess.

mroakley9 15-05-2016 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12992143)
James Blunt is a ****.
oi what the ****. james blunt is a blessing to this ****ed up world.

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 08:47 PM
Trying to do your daughters algebra homework 35 years after you have forgotten about algebra.

Yoda 15-05-2016 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994721)
Trying to do your daughters algebra homework 35 years after you have forgotten about algebra.
Post it here...we like a challenge.

Jim Cannon 15-05-2016 09:10 PM
Panic threads about injuries before the FA Cup Final

Jim Cannon 15-05-2016 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12994721)
Trying to do your daughters algebra homework 35 years after you have forgotten about algebra.
You have missed a simple trick here - any homework I can't do I just tell my son they never did it at my school

Breaking rocks 15-05-2016 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12994774)
Post it here...we like a challenge.
x+8-√8+y+n-6=0
solve for n

elgin eagle 15-05-2016 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Yoda (Post 12994774)
Post it here...we like a challenge.
:) ok (no cheating ;))

2) find the next 3 terms in the sequence 8,14,20,26,32 (thinks this is easy)
a) What is the formula for the sequence? (bugger)
b) Use this to find the 60th term in the sequence (ffs)
c) What is n when the number in the sequence is 68 (*stabs brain with cotton wool bud*)


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