:D

Who you calling a nerd?!

:cool:

Bad drivers.

I was behind a car that had both wing mirrors folded in, she went round two roundabouts and changed lane twice.

For my sins, I made my frustration known through the medium of hand gestures.

Not having a 2nd cup final ticket for my son :(

Why does he need 2?

******* idiot neighbours having a stinking great bonfire and spoiling a lovely sunny evening. So you can't even open the windows. Feckwits.

Those that give me the meaningless "open land innit" or "my right to roam" arguments are those who tend to call the police complaining about my subsequent actions.

Generally a polite apology and putting their untrained shit bucket of canine pointlessness back on a lead reduces my blood pressure and leaves their illegally parked cars tyres intact and their dog not looking like a colander pissing beetroot jus.

Getting banned off north stand chat for posting a picture. I was only trying to raise their spirits. Humourless barstards.

The Eurovision Smear Contest.

you see I was under the impression that Eurovision songs had to be apolitical. Next year Russia's song should be 'You're Welcome, You Ungreatful Bastards'

And next up Azerbaijan's leading gynaecologist, accompanied by his ox "Svetlana"

If you are hard of hearing and don't have a hearing aid why phone anyone, when you know you won't be able to hear a word they say!

Cham-pee-ooo-nes

The word is Champions

Come on elgin, that can't really annoy you surely? :D

Actually yeah, i didn't care about that at all, it was worth it for the shits and giggles :D It was hard leaving teachers and pupils in there to get respectability for 3 years and not respond to the many many opportunities though :)

Trolling is bad kids. Unless its Brighton. Then its perfectly fine :)

:D we see the world the same, brother.

The most annoying thing was arguing with the denial crew about it. Note to brain: don't make tongue in cheek comments about wishing death on planted american rt presenters or nationalist ukranian shit singers in bent russian smear contests with modified voting to ensure Russia can't win. They don't understand geopolitics and never, ever, will.

Austrian transvestites.

I really like French homework that really sucks

Precisely, It's cringe worthy.

Foreigners who think that it's hilarious that Brits like to queue for stuff.

Yeah we like to queue, so ******* what? You think it's hilarious that we prefer a system that is ordered and fair for all, rather than your obviously much better technique of aggressive shoving, elbows and chaos? STFU about queueing. Queueing is great.