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The Pardew out threads

Chinese (let's walk ten-abreast along this main road @ night just to annoy people while completely ignoring everyone & chattering gobbledegook incessantly amongst ourselves while playing with our mobiles. Tomorrow we can do it all again in the supermarket.)

I live in Chinatown in Sydney and everyday it takes me all the mental strength I have to resist the urge to go on a genocidal rampage.

I love their food but.

9 minutes. 9 bloody minutes.

The fact that I keep checking the transfer forum

Looking around today and realising everyone looks ******* miserable or stressed.

People.

Referendum debates. Nobody seems to have a clue what they are talking about.

Two month long election campaigns.

C**ts should be given 48 hours to smear the other party and let us know where they're spending their 100 billion.

And it's not even like we're blessed with entertaining leaders. Bill Shorten or Malcolm Turnbull? It's like choosing between a sponge or a mop. Except sponges and mops prove to be useful.

A*******s who throw fag but`s out car windows.Use the f*****g ash tray,that`s what it`s there for you c**t.

A packet of frozen baby peas has more personality than these two

Yep, for all of Tony's faults at least he was good for a laugh (mainly at his expense but still), but these two are two of the most nondescript politicians Australia has ever had

Indeed but there are those who would have him back. Not the same without his three word catch phrases. I'm not one but some of pocket fascists in the liberals would.

Australians who use the word 'but' at the end of a sentence.

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Get F*CKED.

Well that and 2 pence pieces but I agree with you on the whole.
I spent 100 quid on an electronic ciggy pack. Whilst driving down the road I forgot myself and chucked one of em out the window. D'oh!
Serves me right too. Littering fag end scum that I am!

or the ones that answer all of their own questions?

what's your hobby sport?

what's your name Sheila?

etc

People that refer to footballers by their christian names like they know them personally.

Obviously I've no problem with family and friends of footballers calling them by their christian names.