I hate inefficient civil servants who eek out a 10 minute job and make it last three hours by not simply copying and pasting pre-written answers or competencies from a Word document instead!

Did you write directly on the site?

Never do that!

Always write in word and then copy and paste it.

Talking of competencies...

What annoys me is that the sift is meant to be impartial and is meant to adhere to set parameters so that people's competencies can be measured in a fair way.

It is therefore a joke that the same competency that I submit gets a 6 for one sift and 3 for another! How the hell is that even possible?

Do you change light bulbs for a living. Bollocks.

Wash basins seem to be shrinking. Finding it impossible to wash hands without splashing water all over myself and the loo floor at work. The basin is tiny, added to which the tap is 'automatic' and pisses the water out at about 200psi into said tiny sink. Disaster.

Rio Ferdinand on the EE advert

Places that sell Pepsi instead of coke!

Pepsi and Coca Cola,fizzy piss water

Overuse of the same stock phrases on the BBS - at the moment, multiple people on Palace BBS threads resorting to the reply 'stop wetting your knickers'.

About a year ago the overused phrase was 'such a sense of entitlement amongst Palace fans'

More originality needed when contributing to a thread please.

Last year's version of that was to describe anyone with whom you disagreed as being "hysterical".

Or "troll"

Yes, total wankers, I do the same as well just to piss them off

Netflix and the way it just starts the next episode straight away oh well another OITNB to watch

The transfer rumour thread at the moment. Just makes me depressed.

I keep telling myself to wait for Rumour to go green and become Official, but I just can't help myself.

Coming back from holiday and finding my work van doesn't work. I'm self employed, these things hurt.

F#*kwits that drive with headlights on because they're still wearing their shades

Overuse of the word 'patriot'. Repeated ad nauseum online by those who don't realise they are being agitated by some spotty virgin in his Texas bedroom.

Christ, me too.

Every day I turn to it hoping to read something that will cheer me up.

It hasn't worked yet,

Plastic glasses in Pubs before and after football matches .

Christian Benteke.