CPFC BBS - Things that annoy you

I hate that you can't bullshit anymore or pretend you are intelligent before some ******* tosspot pulls out their ******* iPhone ******* 5s large and finds the ******* facts on wiki ******* something....**** off you iPhone wanker...you didn't know the answer so just let me have my moment of glory!!!!

Other than that I am fine

You know that not everything on wiki is true don't you? My son refused to believe that until recently

RobertCPFC

11-10-2016 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266155)

An actual adult, interviewed on the BBC confessing that he was 'really excited' to get his new phone and 'heartbroken' when it was recalled and production cancelled.
Have a word, you tit.

I heard that as well.

If they had not asked for it back and then caught fire he would have started complaining they hadn't recalled it.

Blind_Eagle

11-10-2016 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 13265413)

Hopefully the fact that they don't wear helmets, to avoid the fuzz, will catch up with them.

How does not wearing helmets help them avoid the fuzz?

Wouldn't it attract more fuzz attraction as it's an offence in itself to not wear one?

Fuzz :afro:

Blind_Eagle

11-10-2016 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266144)

Nope, that would a curved line. A line is straight:D

Point of order.

A line can be either straight or curved. It's still a line.

Stellavista

11-10-2016 10:42 PM

Just for a week, I would love to see all the mobile networks shut down, just to see the mass hysteria.

Stellavista

11-10-2016 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by RobertCPFC (Post 13266173)

I heard that as well.

If they had not asked for it back and then caught fire he would have started complaining they hadn't recalled it.

I'm not sure that was the point I was making. :p

Andycol

11-10-2016 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266179)

How does not wearing helmets help them avoid the fuzz?

Wouldn't it attract more fuzz attraction as it's an offence in itself to not wear one?

Fuzz :afro:

They aren't allowed to chase the little feckwits if they don't have one on. To dangerous for the little darlings.

Blind_Eagle

11-10-2016 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266193)

Just for a week, I would love to see all the mobile networks shut down, just to see the mass hysteria.

How about simultaneously installing a working network mast at sea just off Beachy Head with a signal that almost reaches the cliff edge. Just to see the lemmings.

Jim Cannon

11-10-2016 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266184)

Point of order.

A line can be either straight or curved. It's still a line.

Ok I give in. 100 lines for me

Blind_Eagle

11-10-2016 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Andycol (Post 13266197)

They aren't allowed to chase the little feckwits if they don't have one on. To dangerous for the little darlings.

Are they allowed to identify them though?

Blind_Eagle

11-10-2016 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266202)

Ok I give in. 100 lines for me

:D:lux:

Chocky

11-10-2016 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266155)

An actual adult, interviewed on the BBC confessing that he was 'really excited' to get his new phone and 'heartbroken' when it was recalled and production cancelled.
Have a word, you tit.

Yes but give him a break how else is he going to be able to take a photo of his prawn cocktail and share it with his 850 'friends'? Never mind the 478 selfies per week.

Jim Cannon

11-10-2016 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Stellavista (Post 13266193)

Just for a week, I would love to see all the mobile networks shut down, just to see the mass hysteria.

Make it illegal for anyone under 21 to have a mobile or use the internet for 1 day so they can see what the world used to be like

RobertCPFC

11-10-2016 10:57 PM

I have never understood the need to use phones all the time. I can only charge mine though my laptop so usually keep mine switched off now so I don't have to do it often and don't feel the need to constant check it or text people. I only use it if I feel it's necessary.

art malice

11-10-2016 10:57 PM

David Mitchell doing another ad for something shite. Whoring himself around even more liberally

nash84

11-10-2016 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim Cannon (Post 13266171)

You know that not everything on wiki is true don't you? My son refused to believe that until recently

You see!!! I bet you Google that!!! Arsehole!!😁😁😁😁

nash84

11-10-2016 10:59 PM

I hate that it is no longer allowed for you not to answer your phone...."I tried to call you and you didn't answer" "oh I am sorry, was I supposed to send you a calendar invite to listen to me strain for a shit"?

nash84

11-10-2016 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13266161)

Yep, obviously not getting to you that one is it

I do miss the old bullshit spoken down the pub.."ere terry, did you hear that bob Marley got famous after he was heard humming in perfect fried chicken in south norwood"? "Nah mate your Avin a laugh ain't ya"? No (hands up) I swear down mate....I wouldn't lie to ya....

Jim Cannon

11-10-2016 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by nash84 (Post 13266212)

You see!!! I bet you Google that!!! Arsehole!!😁😁😁😁

Nope but he does

Isle of Wight

11-10-2016 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13266201)

How about simultaneously installing a working network mast at sea just off Beachy Head with a signal that almost reaches the cliff edge. Just to see the lemmings.

Nah just hack the Pokemom hunting maps and put a rare one there instead. Notify the world on social meedja, sit back and watch the carnage

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