Or joining in with them.

British people sharing mawkish American memes on Facebook. 'Like and share if you love your Mom' and all that bollocks.

In particular self-declared British patriots sharing right wing American guff about stuff like 'Homeless veterans sleeping on our sidewalks'. Just because it's in English doesn't make it any less foreign, you idiots. What's wrong with good old trusty British memes?

Getting gubbed by Bet365 from taking part in their betting promotions. It's almost enough to make you cry. I guess it had to happen sometime :(

Must have had a good run then mate ? !

I reckon about 2000 worth of my winnings was through them mate. Was great fun while it lasted though. Now I have to rely on horses falling over (coral), or coming second to favourites (paddy p and betmclean) which isnt half as easy as picking a winner at 4/1 or better and laying it off each time. Still got lots of football offers with others as well I suppose, but bet365 is the holy grail for the matched bettor. Might change me name to V Putin, with some fictitious uk address so I can set up a new.one :)

Beautiful work my friend

Fwiw back in the day when you needed a US address to register a US account on the PlayStation network (to be able to download US apps which were not available over here) I used to use 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW as my address.

:)

I guess bet365 will want a matching address for the bank account sadly. Maybe I can adopt some fit 18 yr old au pairs on the condition they open a bet365 account.

www.matchedbettingblog.com is your friend my friend.

Cable thieving nonces, specifically from railway signal boxes

The tiny maze at Hampton Court.

And 2 fvcking hours to drive home from it

Some of them corners must have been pretty tight in a car.

Still going with even newer adverts, they obviously can't be shifting any. If it could do my job for me, make a perfect ruby, wipe my arse and get that Travago Aussie woman to come round and gape in my face .... I just might be interested.

:) Austin Powersesque

:supergrin:

Just made me LOL by the pool and now everyone thinks I'm a weirdo. Or maybe that's the budgie smugglers .....

Back on topic.

Annoying.

STACEY F*CKIN SOLOMON.

Have to turn TV over at first glimpse of her. Talentless and butters to boot.

God botherers turning up at my house 0930 sunday morning,we are three miles out of town plus half a mile up a laneway,yet they still found us.I was tempted to tell them to p@@s off,but Mrs.Bart invited them in for breakfast,purely for the effort in locating the house.I would prefer to have offered them a lift back into town.

9.30 on a sunday, should they not be in church?

Someone leaving a post-it on my car, with no info as to who they are, requesting that I park in my designated space. I did not know that I had one. But what I do know now is where I will be looking to park my car everytime.

Hopefully I will get another note telling me where I should be parking.