Feckwits in Range Rovers incapable of parking within the parking space lines, thus rendering the adjacent space unusable.

Jazz.

The West End.

Stansted Airport.

Car park "designers" trying to ram as many spaces in as possible, so making them too small for modern everyday cars.

The Range Rover isn't an everyday modern car. And I am talking about Residents' parking spaces. This f*cker has three Range Rovers. He creates parking space chaos.

Three is a little greedy. At least one should be a Defender (vintage, preferably).

Maybe if he were living in Snowdonia. We don't get many floods or blizzards in NW1.

I so hope one isn't an Evoque but I have my fears..

Stella wrote that the owner was a "he" ...

Well, to be fair, he has a lemon sucking faced wife, and an army of domestic staff. I can't say that I've inspected the vehicles closely, but if you mean the one with the deformed roof, no.

Run out of post it notes or what? Get him told.

Shit hecklers at comedy gigs. Pipe down, there is a reason you are sat there having paid for tickets and not on the stage and thats because you are unfunny and irritating.

I think Chocky was in last nights Bill Bailey audience in Auckland. When asked the name of a hecklers band "Yankee and the Dune Coons" managed to render even Bailey speechless.

If he bought another four it would be. :)

Happened to me today in Farnham :grrr:

Guy in a suit looking most out of place in the Lidl car park.

As he came back to his oversized 'car', I did point out to him he was taking up two spaces (by holding up two fingers to him, from inside my campervan as I neatly parked it in another space).

No need to say more

Full beam wankers!! When they're behind you and it's catching you in the eyes in your mirrors!!
It's when I wish I had one of those neon message boards in my back window and I could just press a button which said 'Oi ****, dip your lights' :wallbash:

I sometimes just adjust one of the mirrors in a hope it blinds them. Mind you, they might then just tail-end me. I have not thought this through.

Definitely not me as I would never pay money to watch that straggle haired unfunny tosser who goes on every celebrity quiz show and can only be 'funny' if he gets his Bontempi keyboard out. Hilarious c*nt. Horses for courses though he is very popular and even Rachel Riley said she fancied him. So who is the c*nt to be fair him wot has probably been noshed off by her or me calling her a plastic Man U slag?

Chocky hits form.

:)