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elgin eagle 31-10-2016 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13292531)
can you buy acorns on ebay ?
Soon you can :)

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292528)
Planting acorns. Enough acorns to populate the surface of the moon. I bet none of the bastards germinate either.
Pulling up germinated acorns from my garden. Bastard squirrels and they're at it again now.

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Worksop Palace (Post 13292531)
can you buy acorns on ebay ?
Of course. :D

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/100-ACORNS...UAAOSwmfhX4pz9

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 01:24 PM
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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292636)
Pulling up germinated acorns from my garden. Bastard squirrels and they're at it again now.
What's the answer, chicken wire?

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292673)
What's the answer, chicken wire?
I'm thinking more along the lines of...

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qim...t_to_webp=true

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292685)
I'm thinking more along the lines of...

https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qim...t_to_webp=true
That's squirrelist. They have to eat too you know.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292690)
That's squirrelist. They have to eat too you know.
Then eat, don't bury the ****ers all over my garden! :veryangry

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 01:52 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292690)
That's squirrelist. They have to eat too you know.
So do we.

http://i1082.photobucket.com/albums/...psxhljwrc7.jpg

Yum.

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292636)
Pulling up germinated acorns from my garden. Bastard squirrels and they're at it again now.
They just want to turn your garden back into a forest. Are they red or grey?

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 01:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Blind_Eagle (Post 13292730)
You're employed Blind. I pay good rates and you keep the harvest.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 01:59 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292741)
They just want to turn your garden back into a forest. Are they red or grey?
Grey. The same grey as nazi uniforms.

elgin eagle 31-10-2016 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292746)
Grey. The same grey as nazi uniforms.
Well, you should have said. Feck them then. Had they been heroic red ones that's the whole new argument.

Blind_Eagle 31-10-2016 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292757)
Well, you should have said. Feck them then. Had they been heroic red ones that's the whole new argument.
Obviously I've never eaten a red squirrel.


Not enough meat on them.

pallet 31-10-2016 02:26 PM
People who do nothing to help ie at a kids football team but have an opinion on everything and cant wait to tell you.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by CT_Palace (Post 13292701)
Then eat, don't bury the ****ers all over my garden! :veryangry
garden. That's a joke. More like my eat as much as you can buffet for deer.
Blind?

strawberry mivi 31-10-2016 03:28 PM
Multi-cultural fireworks.
Bloody celebrating Diwali, Chinese New Year, Guy Fawkes, Thanksgiving, Old Father Time, etc, etc.
Everyone is a bastard, why not just sing a 'happy song' and be done with it instead of letting off fireworks all bloody night.
Bastards.

foresthillbilly 31-10-2016 03:47 PM
Trick or Treat. or Demanding money with menaces.

From 6pm I'll be blaring out Gary Glitter at high volume and have a batch of distress flares to fire out though the letterbox.
bloody American shlt. Killed by Friendly Fire, another great American custom (puts on tin hat)

Another option would be to go out with my steak knife and re-create scenes from 'Halloween'.

west country boy 31-10-2016 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 13292757)
Well, you should have said. Feck them then. Had they been heroic red ones that's the whole new argument.
Red squirrels are inbred ginger halfwits (the anti-addicks of the sciuridae family), and only survive in areas of outstanding national weirdness like Poole Harbour or Merseyside. F~ck 'em.

art malice 31-10-2016 04:36 PM
Tannoy announcement in Ikea asking for all 'functional responsibles to go to the checkout'.

Asked my wife if that meant us.

CT_Palace 31-10-2016 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by foresthillbilly (Post 13292872)
Trick or Treat. or Demanding money with menaces.

From 6pm I'll be blaring out Gary Glitter at high volume and have a batch of distress flares to fire out though the letterbox.
bloody American shlt. Killed by Friendly Fire, another great American custom (puts on tin hat)

Another option would be to go out with my steak knife and re-create scenes from 'Halloween'.
I'm busy putting chocolate coating on a pile of laxative tabs in readiness for the house calls later :p


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