shut it............. I was talking

Things that annoy you
 

People's inability to hold private conversations to arrange gatherings and events, and therefore decide the best way to talk about going for drinks somewhere is writing it on someone's Facebook so it comes up on everyone's News Feed.

"Hey missed u bestie! Drinks on Friday? xxxx"
"U know me hun, I'm there for a cheeky cocktail or 7 lmao! Xx"
"Rofl, come to mine for 7 then will go to Tracey's for pre-drinkies before Yates. Bring ya dancing shoes hun! xxx"
"Lookin 4wd to it already babez!xxx"

And so on & so on.

Whatever happened to picking up the phone and calling the person to arrange something. Or text them? Why in the name of all things holy does anybody else need to know these details?

You think you can get away from it by deleting these people or unfollowing them but it still somehow manages to pop up on the main page.

Colleagues who stand over you at the print, blow out a huge sigh and then ask how much printing you are doing.

A) it's none ya business; B) you work in a council - seriously, how important is what you want the printer for and C) you saw me at the printer before you got out of your chair so why didn't you just ******* wait?

Unilad, banterlad, sportslad ladbible, etc etc.... Bore off.

People who moan about "modern football" Yet sit down every night and tune into Sky1 :hi:

People who deliberately talk loudly so you can hear them even if you are not remotely interested. They speak at a normal volume then it suddenly increases ..
"Yes should be a multi million pound deal and I'll be running the project myself" whilst on the phome or in the a Sainsburys queue " got Jools Holland coming round on Saturday for drinks .. My husband used to work with him" .. You get the picture. Whatever you do DON'T look at them or ask them about it.. That's what they want !!

Good shout. Add to that people saying 'LAD' when someone is acting like a ****.

"Sebastian had 7 Jager bombs last night and threw up all over Alistair's wall in his uni halls. What a LAD."

Bantersarus Rex, Archbiship of Banterbury, LADotelli.

They are at the forefront of a new breed of total ***** among young men these days

Leaf blowers

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That shop is far too expensive

Always makes me laugh because 'lad' is Irish slag for dick :D

oh yes!

In China, in winter it is cold, in the South especially there is no heating in doors, but the Chinese have this idea that in stuffy rooms in winter, you'll get sick. So what they do is, have ALL the windows and doors open in the winter. So you will be teaching on a ******* cold day, go into the classroom and every window and door is open, all this kids are wearing 2 coats, jumpers, gloves, scarves and the rest of it and they tell you that its 'for their healthy'! Used to spend the months for October to March in a rage.

That bloke who threw the coin last night .. What a "lad"

Cabella's stupid haircut

Facebook full stop. Colossal pile of wank for stalkers and the lonely. Add in anyone over the age of 14 using text speak, in particular LOL, ROFL etc. Using it makes you sound ********.

People who spit on the floor/street

Legal rulings that use the phrases like 'sufficent regularity' what does that mean once a year, once every two months, every hour

The comments sections on their pages are used by braindead piss-stains.

cough MOLLY SUGDEN cough.

OMG you are spot on LOOOOOOOL!!!!

And people who say "OMG" deserve an axe in their heads.

Same with scandanavians, to the extent where babies sleep outside in their prams, down to -7. What this means for me is my wife opens up and airs out in this climate and is then laid back to the fact the whole place has turned into an ice box.