Commentators who seem to think English teams only need to turn up to win European ties and are unable to recognise the fact that English teams are “favourites” to win tournaments due to betting patterns, not in-depth analysis.

'I am planning to staircase in the future..' What the f*cking f*ck does that mean?

In addition, the notion that Arsenal and Chelsea are “favourites” to win the Europa league when the third placed Champions League teams will enter the tournament at the knockout stage.

Half empty football grounds for European games

People who walk past the bar on their way out of the pub and leave their empty glasses on the table.

Sports news readers who incorrectly pronounce the names of foreign teams during the broadcast.

Taking a day off and the bloke doing my job hitting a tree and winning the trauma lottery. I didnt get feck all for my reindeer.

Did you not even get any antlers? That’s poor

Not even a steak or two ?

Leaving aside the matter of a reindeer on the tracks (although clearly it had no business being at large in Scotland) , how the feck did he hit a tree? Was he ambushed by mexican bandits or something?

It's a 'falling down' moment - but McDonalds and finishing serving breakfast at 10:30.

Nobody has ever said "Let's go for an early lunch" at 10:30 - but everyone's heard of 'All Day Breakfast'

Wankers - now where did I put my machine gun ?......

I went back up two days later and the whole thing was gone. I think the p way picked it up and took it to the butchers. It must have been in bits, i hit it square on doing 85mph and went right over it. His tree did make a mess of the windscreen i suppose. Would have been a (more) weird birthday i guess but could have been on a beach now. Well after newcastle anyway.

:D

It was mentally windy up here yesterday. The reindeer are everywhere on the highland line though. No predators i guess. Apart from trains.

Well they can't make teams who aren't in the Tournament yet favorites can they haha

How Elgin dealt with Mexican bandits, in the days he had no hair.

I had a similarly traumatic experience on the way to the gym yesterday.

After 32 years of driving I hit my first live animal. Car 1-0 Squirrel.

:p

Bet he votes Corbyn and not some wishy washy centrist c*nt.

If some of you get your gifts late this upcoming Christmas we know who to blame...

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As long as it was a yank grey one you're in the clear. Got to protect the reds.

Musf spread. Cant jusf rep anyone when i feel like it like you.