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the digger 20-09-2018 10:12 PM

Commentators who seem to think English teams only need to turn up to win European ties and are unable to recognise the fact that English teams are “favourites” to win tournaments due to betting patterns, not in-depth analysis.

Stellavista 20-09-2018 10:12 PM

'I am planning to staircase in the future..' What the f*cking f*ck does that mean?

the digger 20-09-2018 10:14 PM

In addition, the notion that Arsenal and Chelsea are “favourites” to win the Europa league when the third placed Champions League teams will enter the tournament at the knockout stage.

the digger 20-09-2018 10:21 PM

Half empty football grounds for European games

the digger 20-09-2018 10:43 PM

People who walk past the bar on their way out of the pub and leave their empty glasses on the table.

Nicebitofgreen 20-09-2018 11:00 PM

Sports news readers who incorrectly pronounce the names of foreign teams during the broadcast.

elgin eagle 20-09-2018 11:03 PM

Taking a day off and the bloke doing my job hitting a tree and winning the trauma lottery. I didnt get feck all for my reindeer.

Adlerhorst 20-09-2018 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14433190)
Taking a day off and the bloke doing my job hitting a tree and winning the trauma lottery. I didnt get feck all for my reindeer.

Did you not even get any antlers? That’s poor

Fatboy 20-09-2018 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14433190)
Taking a day off and the bloke doing my job hitting a tree and winning the trauma lottery. I didnt get feck all for my reindeer.

Not even a steak or two ?

Socrates 20-09-2018 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14433190)
Taking a day off and the bloke doing my job hitting a tree and winning the trauma lottery. I didnt get feck all for my reindeer.

Leaving aside the matter of a reindeer on the tracks (although clearly it had no business being at large in Scotland) , how the feck did he hit a tree? Was he ambushed by mexican bandits or something?

Fatboy 20-09-2018 11:18 PM

It's a 'falling down' moment - but McDonalds and finishing serving breakfast at 10:30.

Nobody has ever said "Let's go for an early lunch" at 10:30 - but everyone's heard of 'All Day Breakfast'

Wankers - now where did I put my machine gun ?......

elgin eagle 20-09-2018 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adlerhorst (Post 14433194)
Did you not even get any antlers? That’s poor

I went back up two days later and the whole thing was gone. I think the p way picked it up and took it to the butchers. It must have been in bits, i hit it square on doing 85mph and went right over it. His tree did make a mess of the windscreen i suppose. Would have been a (more) weird birthday i guess but could have been on a beach now. Well after newcastle anyway.

elgin eagle 20-09-2018 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socrates (Post 14433206)
Leaving aside the matter of a reindeer on the tracks (although clearly it had no business being at large in Scotland) , how the feck did he hit a tree? Was he ambushed by mexican bandits or something?

:D

It was mentally windy up here yesterday. The reindeer are everywhere on the highland line though. No predators i guess. Apart from trains.

whereEaglesFly 20-09-2018 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the digger (Post 14433113)
In addition, the notion that Arsenal and Chelsea are “favourites” to win the Europa league when the third placed Champions League teams will enter the tournament at the knockout stage.

Well they can't make teams who aren't in the Tournament yet favorites can they haha

ExiledStirling 20-09-2018 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socrates (Post 14433206)
Was he ambushed by mexican bandits or something?

How Elgin dealt with Mexican bandits, in the days he had no hair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHMuSA63eoA

Wolfnipplechips 20-09-2018 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14433210)
I went back up two days later and the whole thing was gone. I think the p way picked it up and took it to the butchers. It must have been in bits, i hit it square on doing 85mph and went right over it. His tree did make a mess of the windscreen i suppose. Would have been a (more) weird birthday i guess but could have been on a beach now. Well after newcastle anyway.

I had a similarly traumatic experience on the way to the gym yesterday.

After 32 years of driving I hit my first live animal. Car 1-0 Squirrel.

elgin eagle 20-09-2018 11:32 PM

:p

Bet he votes Corbyn and not some wishy washy centrist c*nt.

Les Butler 20-09-2018 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 14433190)
I didnt get feck all for my reindeer.

If some of you get your gifts late this upcoming Christmas we know who to blame...

http://images-in.i.m.pic.centerblog.net/be517d60.gif

elgin eagle 20-09-2018 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wolfnipplechips (Post 14433219)
I had a similarly traumatic experience on the way to the gym yesterday.

After 32 years of driving I hit my first live animal. Car 1-0 Squirrel.

As long as it was a yank grey one you're in the clear. Got to protect the reds.

elgin eagle 20-09-2018 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Les Butler (Post 14433223)
If some of you get your gifts late this upcoming Christmas we know who to blame...

http://images-in.i.m.pic.centerblog.net/be517d60.gif

Musf spread. Cant jusf rep anyone when i feel like it like you.


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