How about the EPL soccer championship?

God yeah thats worse to be fair. Where's the being sick smiley?

The monday morning lack of enough sleep feeling.

People who are so vain that they keep checking their reputation to see if it goes over a milestone figure . GET A LIFE YOU MORON !!!!

Lol . My friend will be so pleased .... Thank you

Mulherne, Operation Yewtree target within 5 years. You heard it here first.



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Sorry. I will. Eventually.

People starting a sentence with "I ain't racist, yeah, but..." and the proceed to say something racist as if the introdcuction disqualifies the racism. Other favourites include:

"I can't be racist, I went to a school which was 74% non-white, but..."

"I'm not racist, Bolasie's my favourite player, but..."

Children who are utterly incapable of getting ready / eating breakfast at anything more than a snail's pace (see Sexy Aircraft thread for more details)

People who eat their breakfast on the train in the morning, usually loud eaters too.

pond life (I include my grandparents in this)

Someone at work once came out with the beauty:

"I don't mind foreigners being here, it's just when they don't talk English proper"

News programmes which contain those dreadful words 'well we want to know what you think about'... e.g. moving the lorries from operation stack to Manston Airport, why there's been no convictions following Brighton's 20 mph speed limit initiative, etc. etc... 'so you can contact us on Facebook, Twitter blah blah blah.' Sorry but I don't want to know what a bunch on NIMBYs think about stuff. I want someone who's qualified to talk about these issues and preferably one without an axe to grind. If you can't afford to do that then don't run with the items you fecking cheapskates.

Palace 'fanbase'

What we're about

Our 'identity'

You never used to hear all this horseshit on the BBS yet these days it's rife.

Add to that "plastic" and "modern football".

Good call.

Also add 'far eastern market' and Asian fanbase.

FFS.

Chez M&S Oxford Street - Bogs that flush automatically while you're still on them

Haha oh yea forgot about our "international brand" and "reaching new demographics"!

What happened to just 11,000 of us miserable bastards watching us play Barnsley on a cold Tuesday night in February!?

That's the only 'fanbase' I'm interested in.

We got cold, wet and most likely witnessed a one all draw replete with dodgy defending and a distinct lack of attacking prowess. Still the queues at the bar were a whole lot shorter and you could grab extra tickets at the gate.

I remember reading about an elderly couple who claimed that Wigan getting promoted to the Prem had spoilt it for that exact reason.

Agree about ticket situation- wanted to go Fulham friendly- SOLD OUT! Crazy!