You are Gareth Southgate and I claim my £5

He's very much a fringe player.

But he bangs* them it...

(*You have to speak American to understand that one)

My bangs* days are over.

The wanker who undertakes you and then jumps in front of you when your trying to keep your distance

I've learnt to pull back and keep the distance - it's infuriating but if you do it twenty times in a journey it still only adds a minute or two and you keep yourself safe, let them kill themselves

"I don't usually like to complain" ... proceeds to make the most ridiculous complaint ever ...

I always prefer the morons to be in front of me, not behind, so I can see what they're doing.

:lux:

Are you a middle lane wanker?

Monday morning manners. I don't mind a "Did you have a nice weekend?' You can return a simple "Yes - how was yours?" back over the net.
But "What did you do at the weekend?" as the opening line is far too nosey I reckon.

Opening question for all my students, great to practice past simple and continuous.

STV player.

Guess ITV player is equally amateurish and frustrating.

ITV x I simply can’t get to work on my browsers both safari and chrome. Sound and no picture. Apps on iPhone and ipad fine. Iplayer on everything so so much better

Yep, sack of shit.

Agree. iPlayer maybe better but still no where near as stable and good as other streaming platforms.

I used ITVX on my laptop for the first time since the change for The Netherlands game this afternoon as a second screen and found it worked well.

No idea why it won’t work on mine :(

Two hours on hold to speak to someone at Air NZ followed by a hour waiting for HMRC yestaerdy and getting "office now closed" then another hour plus still on hold this morning. "Call is valuable to us" my arse

Tradesmen. I need laminate flooring laid in two rooms. I've contacted four people. Two have ignored me outright, one eventually came to have a look, promised me a quote and then ignored me and the fourth one has quoted and given me approximate dates but is charging far higher than expected. Unfortunately one of the rooms is quite tricky if not I'd have attempted it myself.