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WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-01-2016 12:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12757720)
Listening to a group of women, one of them is getting married this year, and all they talk about is either their hen do in Mallorca in June over and over no matter how many times they are around then if not talking about that its about their vanity going on about hair and nails and SHIT.

You sexist f*cking bastard. What do you expect the dumb bitches to fecking talk about?

Isle of Wight 13-01-2016 01:11 AM

Packaging that you cant get into

elgin eagle 13-01-2016 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12757786)
Packaging that you cant get into


WLYWLYAWYPWF 13-01-2016 01:23 AM

Knickers that you can't get in to.

GorBlimey 13-01-2016 03:45 AM

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Originally Posted by WLYWLYAWYPWF (Post 12757802)
Knickers that you can't get in to.

Buy a larger size. :p

Worksop Palace 13-01-2016 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12755618)
You know me too well :)

Here's a conundrum for you:

Someone on gumtree is giving away 8-10 tonnes of red stones for free. The catch is they are 50 miles away and you have to handball as much as you want onto and off the vehicle you use to get them.

Alternatively, someone else in your town is selling pea gravel for 25 pound a tonne delivered to your drive.

Do you a) only see the word 'free' and break your back going to get them and spend more on the van and diesel, or b) sit in the house and pick up the phone.

I'm assuming that you really need said stones/gravel ?

I know what I'd do but then I'm a lazy bastard. :)

stevek 13-01-2016 08:52 AM

People calling the British police 'feds'.

elgin eagle 13-01-2016 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12757940)
People calling the British police 'feds'.

Boys in blue? Camera Unit? Stealth tax division? Ceunts?

People who defend average speed cameras.

Isle of Wight 13-01-2016 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12757801)

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elgin eagle 13-01-2016 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12758049)

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HubZInAs0-A

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Hmm. Works ok for me. Does this work? (Link in your post thanks to crap phone pasting where it wants).

Nelson Muntz 13-01-2016 10:15 AM

When people say 'Why you starting a thread on this'
Happens on here, happens on other sites.
Just scroll past if you don't like it or agree with it.

Isle of Wight 13-01-2016 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12758071)
Hmm. Works ok for me. Does this work? (Link in your post thanks to crap phone pasting where it wants).

That's odd works on my quote but not on your original. Still annoys me when it happens ;)

That clip was me trying to get into a pack of wraps, a shrink wrap CD and USB charge dock in packaging remarkably similar to his.

stevek 13-01-2016 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12757970)
Boys in blue? Camera Unit? Stealth tax division? Ceunts?

People who defend average speed cameras.

Well, 'police' works pretty well. But if you want a slang term, there are plenty of British ones (cops, filth, pigs etc) without resorting to Americanisms which have no relevance here.

elgin eagle 13-01-2016 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12758281)
Well, 'police' works pretty well. But if you want a slang term, there are plenty of British ones (cops, filth, pigs etc) without resorting to Americanisms which have no relevance here.

Ok thanks.

We called them feds in the raf. Guess it stuck. However since i suspect no serving police officer has handled this case from 'flash' to fine, 'police' isn't very accurate either.

elgin eagle 13-01-2016 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12758098)
That's odd works on my quote but not on your original. Still annoys me when it happens ;)

That clip was me trying to get into a pack of wraps, a shrink wrap CD and USB charge dock in packaging remarkably similar to his.

:)

Bloody dangerous stuff, that packaging.

stange555 13-01-2016 02:33 PM

Why is it so hard to change a headlight bulb in a car? No room to get to the damn thing at all, I will have to get my tiny handed daughter to do it!!

Breaking rocks 13-01-2016 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by elgin eagle (Post 12758308)
Ok thanks.

We called them feds in the raf. Guess it stuck. However since i suspect no serving police officer has handled this case from 'flash' to fine, 'police' isn't very accurate either.

We call them 'five o' here in the hood.

Selhurst Celtic 13-01-2016 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Breaking rocks (Post 12758624)
We call them 'five o' here in the hood.

Babylon.

Selhurst Celtic 13-01-2016 02:54 PM

Or Peelers.

There's loads when I think about it. Babylon is one that winds them up according to my impeccable source.

Dibble in Manchester.
Bizzies in Liverpool - who call the Fire Brigade 'Fire Bizzies.'

danpalace07 13-01-2016 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12758664)
Babylon.

boydem


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