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JJ 08-02-2016 09:21 AM

People who talk far too loudly on the phone. You don't need the feckin' phone, just open the window and they'll be able to hear you anyway, f*ckwit.

Mr Statto 08-02-2016 11:12 AM

Idiots who drive along the M4 after dark in the pissing rain & howling gale with only their LED daylight running lights on, and hence no rear lights. Absolute ******* moron! There was another one later in n the M25 with just his sidelights on, but at least that meant he had rear lights - he soon put his headlights on when he turned onto the unlit M23!

ChiswickEagle 08-02-2016 11:14 AM

Forgetting your oyster card and wallet and having to pay 4.90 simply to go one zone. Ridiculous.

Nork1 08-02-2016 11:31 AM

Every cat within a mile radius using my lawn as a ******* toilet.

little al 08-02-2016 11:47 AM

Opening any news site and having the Superbowl rammed down your throat, it wouldn't be so bad if they talked about the game, you expect that, but they are talking about the bloody HT entertainment and the adverts.

PALACEWU 08-02-2016 12:00 PM

Daily mail?

art malice 08-02-2016 12:04 PM

People who make smug takeaway orders on the phone in public. Fvck off

little al 08-02-2016 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PALACEWU (Post 12809480)
Daily mail?

Mail, Telegraph, Sun, Mirror, BBC etc.

pallet 08-02-2016 12:15 PM

Drivers who fail to realise they have to stop at roundabout, not keep going and scare the life out of you.

Fatboy 08-02-2016 01:52 PM

B+Q and there new 'Health and Safety' rule if you need any wood cut.

They will not cut any piece of wood, MDF, plywood, etc if the strip is under 23cm. This also includes the off-cut you do not actually want.

Apparently a customer sued B+Q after getting hit by a small off-cut from the saw machine that flew up in the air and hit them (well that's the story).

When I asked the question about 'Why don't you just do these smaller cuts with the blade in the HORIZONTAL position - so it could only go sideways and not up' - He could not answer me (the saw can make horizontal and vertical cuts for those who have never used this service).

They could also build a room around the saw set- up - but that would mean expense to them.

Instead we have to spend more money than you want to on a larger piece of wood just because they cannot be bothered to do small cuts horizontal.

danpalace07 08-02-2016 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by little al (Post 12809464)
Opening any news site and having the Superbowl rammed down your throat, it wouldn't be so bad if they talked about the game, you expect that, but they are talking about the bloody HT entertainment and the adverts.

Related to this, the club's twitter page going on about it all yesterday. We know you're trying to attract Johhny Septic but ******* calm down with this shit. We are first and foremost an English team, don't forget that.

all feels like our identity is starting to fade.

Chris K 08-02-2016 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiswickEagle (Post 12809432)
Forgetting your oyster card and wallet and having to pay 4.90 simply to go one zone. Ridiculous.

If you've got contactless on your bank card you can use that on the same way and it'll be Oyster prices

For Paranoias 08-02-2016 06:28 PM

Gig tickets.

They charge ludicrous service charges,postage and other 'fees' and then don't send the bloody things out until a couple of days before the gig.

Why?

:veryangry

Chocky 11-02-2016 09:12 PM

F*cking meerkat bastard c*nts. Seven f*cking years of this shit it was mildly amusing at first until people started saying 'simples', FFS give it a rest. Not funny now it's bollocks. Even the c*nting Wombles only had a couple of years shelf life.

PISS OFF.

Sick Bucket 11-02-2016 09:33 PM

******* homework, hate it, hated it as a kid hate it as an adult when im king im binning it get kids doing sport and creative stuff after school instead.

Selhurst Celtic 11-02-2016 09:36 PM

Anyone who says "simples" should be boiled in their own piss. Same goes for adding "hashtag" or "dotcom" to a sentence.

Chocky 11-02-2016 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Selhurst Celtic (Post 12814537)
Anyone who says "simples" should be boiled in their own piss. Same goes for adding "hashtag" or "dotcom" to a sentence.

#F*ckingspoton

#Peoplewhoaddhashtag

#Boilinyourownpiss

elgin eagle 11-02-2016 10:02 PM

lynx 'rise' shower gel. WTAF is this shit. Had to have another shower to wash the smell of it off.

Isle of Wight 11-02-2016 10:59 PM

Companies that change their software/website then ******* hide everything and make it so difficult to use you end up throwing the ******* computer across the room. Latest being Apples discussions forum. Its so far up its own arse I have no idea how to do even the simple things like post any more. Software designers WANK3RS THE LOT OF THEM!

sunshine lucas 11-02-2016 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isle of Wight (Post 12814641)
Companies that change their software/website then ******* hide everything and make it so difficult to use you end up throwing the ******* computer across the room. Latest being Apples discussions forum. Its so far up its own arse I have no idea how to do even the simple things like post any more. Software designers WANK3RS THE LOT OF THEM!

A good example of this - Southern trains....


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