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FrankieBoy 03-05-2016 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Maz (Post 12967520)
Why is it that the option you want on those long telephone menus (if you are interested in XX press button XX) is always the last one??? :grrr:

For the same reason you always find things in the last place you look.

Shoreditch CPFC 03-05-2016 02:25 PM

If you get on a train and the middle seat is empty and the fella next to you has quite broad shoulders, don't engage in a pointless battle of trying to squeeze your shoulders in. ****wit. I couldn't think of a witty response either, so stayed silent. Happy to hear suggestions :)

Maidstoned Eagle 03-05-2016 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by robcmitchell (Post 12967581)
If you double their score then that gives you the mark out of 10.

A little tip for you.

**** that, lazy bastards should score movies the same as everyone else

danpalace07 03-05-2016 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisophiex (Post 12966273)
People who say "Knocked it out of the park" or "Nailed it".

Or "Killed it".

all the women judges on BGT/X Factor then

ConCPFC 03-05-2016 03:55 PM

A Facebook correspondence:

"hey Connor, how you been?"
"Alright mate, you?"
"yeah sweet man. do you think you can get me a ticket for the man utd and palace fa cup final???"

Chocky 03-05-2016 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Maidstoned Eagle (Post 12964560)
People who mark movies out of 5 when everyone else marks them out of 10

My film (not 'movies') marks are out of 11.

Maidstoned Eagle 03-05-2016 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Chocky (Post 12967949)
My film (not 'movies') marks are out of 11.

An 11/11 **** is what you is.

ChaceTheAce 03-05-2016 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ConCPFC (Post 12967820)
A Facebook correspondence:

"hey Connor, how you been?"
"Alright mate, you?"
"yeah sweet man. do you think you can get me a ticket for the man utd and palace fa cup final???"

Had 3 people do this to me so far.

One went to the Semi, but not a palace fan so nah. One was someone i've not spoken to for 6 months but made out like we're still such close mates, and was at least kind enough to spend 10 mins asking whats going on in my life before popping the question. And the other, my old boss, again, someone i haven't spoken to in 7/8 months. Didn't ask me directly. Saw her facebook status asking people to get her 2 tickets for her nephews for the final. She tried ringing me, knew exactly what she was ringing for. Let it ring through to voicemail. "Ring me back please".... I never rang back.

All of em come out the woodwork.

danpalace07 03-05-2016 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by ChaceTheAce (Post 12967963)
Had 3 people do this to me so far.

One went to the Semi, but not a palace fan so nah. One was someone i've not spoken to for 6 months but made out like we're still such close mates, and was at least kind enough to spend 10 mins asking whats going on in my life before popping the question. And the other, my old boss, again, someone i haven't spoken to in 7/8 months. Didn't ask me directly. Saw her facebook status asking people to get her 2 tickets for her nephews for the final. She tried ringing me, knew exactly what she was ringing for. Let it ring through to voicemail. "Ring me back please".... I never rang back.

All of em come out the woodwork.

they can all ******* do one

Terrace Bickle 03-05-2016 06:20 PM

Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

Worksop Palace 03-05-2016 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12968046)
Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

Twathouses

Supa Pard 03-05-2016 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Terrace Bickle (Post 12968046)
Fat people who drive to work, never take the stairs, then spend the whole of their lunch hour moaning their diet isn't working. After just polishing off chicken and chips and also never being too far away from some form of cake during their working hours.

Mmmm....chicken and chips. And cake.

Yeah I hate them fat c*nts.

V.Meldrew 04-05-2016 02:44 PM

Thick. illiterate lorry drivers.
Delayed my journey into work this morning

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36200939

stevek 04-05-2016 03:58 PM

At first sight the headline is a bit misleading. The lorry hit a Lambeth bridge; not Lambeth Bridge.

elgin eagle 04-05-2016 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by danpalace07 (Post 12968031)
they can all ******* do one

The right answer. I'd rather give any spare ticket to a stranger who posts on here a lot, than someone who crawls out of the woodwork to target me on bookface.

stevek 04-05-2016 04:07 PM

Given it's one ticket per person, where are all these alleged 'spare tickets' going to come from?

elgin eagle 04-05-2016 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by stevek (Post 12969485)
Given it's one ticket per person, where are all these alleged 'spare tickets' going to come from?

You may have a family member or neighbour at palace that is unable/doesn't want to attend for whatever reason.

Nostrils 04-05-2016 06:44 PM

Remote controls that require Olympic marksmanship precision to turn the channel over.

FOSSBLOKE 04-05-2016 08:20 PM

Short beer measures in pubs. As I've had a few days off I've been out and around and it seems to be a general policy not to fill the pint glass(I'm a real ale drinker). Five times in the last 3 days I've had to ask for my pint to be topped up...[emoji35]

WLYWLYAWYPWF 04-05-2016 08:49 PM

The sudden insistence within the media of pronouncing the Bernabeu differently to how it's been pronounced for the last f*cking fifty years. F*ck off.


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