CPFC BBS - Things that annoy you

:jerkit: ***** on here who leave you big boys private messages but would I guarentee say feck all to your face coz your such a big man in your bedroom banging one out to a bit of porn on your spunk stained keyboard you know who you are little boys you know who you are

what is it about the BBS that made a few people have a meltdown yesterday? Was it the heat or something?

bubbs11

29-05-2016 05:29 AM

People parking in parent and child bays without children. Everyone seems to fecking do it! So disrespectful, especially when there are parking spaces available that would just add 30 seconds - if that! - to your walk into the shop.

Added to that: me, the Mrs and our 1 year old were in Sainsbury's yesterday. Daughter's got a case of the trots at present and of course took the opportunity whilst out in public to go again. Rushed her to the toilet before it came seeping out all over the show but had to wait as the baby changing was engaged. After a few minutes the door finally opens and out of the baby toilet walks a middle aged man! Mrs Bubbs was ready to chin him.

little al

29-05-2016 07:05 AM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021369)

Living up here I am going to have try one one day aren't I? Rude not to :(

I have only ever had one, and that was in Cheshire.

Mr Mojo Risin

29-05-2016 08:55 AM

The BBC devoting an entire section of the Champions League final match report to how great Mark Clattenburg is

PhuketEagle

29-05-2016 10:40 AM

"I spy with my little eye...." & "What do you mean Real's goal was offside?"

Far East Eagle

29-05-2016 10:47 AM

The amount of people asking me if I watched the CL final. No I didn't. If it aint Palace I don't give a ****.

Georgie Boy

29-05-2016 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by mroakley9 (Post 13022130)

and their banter is shit.

Really really shit.

ExiledStirling

29-05-2016 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Far East Eagle (Post 13022518)

The amount of people asking me if I watched the CL final. No I didn't. If it aint Palace I don't give a ****.

Yes I got 'who do you want to win tonight?' I replied 'not really that bothered, but Sheff Wed'...totally blank looks back. 'Oh you mean the Champions League final, not really bothered but I hope that **** Clattenberg has a mare and never gets a top game ever again'.... blank looks. 'He is the referee'.... strange looks.

Stellavista

29-05-2016 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ExiledStirling (Post 13021364)

Rather experience last week again than experience my shit omelette again.

I could be wrong, but I don't think you really want to be putting shit in an omelette.

postman plod

29-05-2016 11:00 PM

The Dutch, why do they always seem so smug?
It feels like they are in on a secret, and they are not going to share it with outsiders.

pallet

30-05-2016 12:27 AM

My wife going on about this great dessert she has brought and then its bloody chesscake, i dont even like bloody chessecake!!