You do realise that this could be so successful that I could walk from here in Dorset to meet up with you at your local on the Isle of Wight without getting my feet wet.

Don't think so. This fella didn't mention anything about travelling first class.

same for Idris Elba

Jimmy Carr's fake laugh

All lines are straight?

On further thought I think this should be in the next government's plans.

By getting rid of a load of stupid people we would:

1 reduce the burden on the NHS
2 relive congestion on the roads
3 free up housing in the South east

It would also save a fortune in building a bridge and so revive the IOW economy.

I'm sure this is the kind of plan UKIP would love.

See you at the Pub

Was having a discussion the other day, that as recently as the late 90s, you'd have to wait at a bus stop with absolutely no idea when the next one was coming and have nothing to do while you waited. You'd literally just stand there peering into the distance for any sign of the bus. No wonder we all smoked like chimneys. Was the only thing to keep you occupied when waiting alone.

People eating a large bag of smelly crisps on the train. Just irritates the hell out on me. Feeling punchy now.

Amen to that, and listening to them crunching drives me mad too

Watching England and the so called world class players looking awful again.

If the edge of the wall is 2yds away from where the ref paced out the 10, then it is only 7 inches difference. I think this will be less than the accuracy of the pacing out and comparable to any variations due to the line inevitably being a bit wobbly.

This whole clown thing. My 12 year old step son came back from school talking non stop about it saying he had seen a clown etc outside school when he was in class. It turned out it was hearsay (he didn't actually see it) from others that had exaggerated and twisted the story for effect. In the end the school had to make an announcement to say nothing was seen just because of Chinese whispers.

When you get told (incorrectly) what was said in a meeting by someone who wasn't there.... but you were

When you've been asking for someone to sort something out for months and then they ask you why you've not done something.... well it would be because you haven't sorted out the problem I've been asking you to sort out for months

Was in the window seat of a four seater close proximity carriage and three people each eating a kebab sat around me. Not only was the stench unbearable but they all ate like animals and it went everywhere. One guy not only picked fallen bits of kebab off his coat and eat them but off his girlfriend's too. :wallbash:

Maybe we give them a peg with a piece of string attached so they can do it accurately.

49mm difference i make it (approx) with a 5 man wall.
10yards from centre of ball (9144mm)
Each man shoulder to shoulder (465mm wide)
This would be even shorter if linking arms or overlapping

An option would be to have a 10 yard (9144mm) piece of string with a tent peg on one end and the spray can on the other..

Pretty sure that is designed to be annoying.

Not Sandi Toksvig?

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...7_1180635a.jpg

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