Hate laying in bed for more than 7 hrs even if I am knackered as it gives me a headache the Union call this quality time off :rolleyes:.

I know. You'd think they'd roster those later saturday backshift finishes with the 'later' early starts on the monday.

I might just love you

Lol

Corner of noise?

That annoying whistling noise I recently discovered is a text alert tone. Everyone seems to have the damn thing! I used to think it was some sort of secret masonic signal until my brother's phone suddenly chirruped one evening.

Oxford Street.

No one advert but is it not time to tell insurers that adults, not children buy insurance/financial services and that they can save us money by stopping trying to bribe us with fluffy toys and plastic robots

People who park in disability spaces because their disability is that they are lazy.

Cricket updates of limited overs games on the radio where they tell you what the side batting first scored, the runs scored to date by the side batting second and wickets fallen. Absolutely meaningless unless you mention the overs bowled to date.

The Moon River Galaxy ad.

Weeds (all varieties).

Virgin trains - the door that tries to squeeze you to death while trying to alight.

Lists of jobs.

I hate the fact they take so long to open. When I reach my station, I momentarily convince myself the door must be broken and I'm going to have to race to the next carriage to get out in time.

Is this a vision of the future, when Brighton are in the Champions League, have finally become completely Spanish, and the fans are congratulating themselves for finally learning the words to Good Old Sussex by the Sea?

Idiots that set staplers so that the two short sides of the staple splay outwards instead of in towards each other.

metal coat hangers. the things breed in my house.

Bellends who walk into a lift and then immediately stop, blocking the doorway.

People who like American Sports

People that write Citeh instad of Man City - you can add some others in a similar vein to the list too e.g Notlob