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Twats who press the stop button at pedestrian crossings without any intention of waiting for the green man.

The use of a jammer would presumably be against the law?

... and whilst on the subject of buttons and transport my old favourite.

(even bigger) twats that hammer the 'open door' button like a demented woodpecker before the train has stopped.

Entirely irrational but anyone that has damaged their foot or leg (even more so if they have to wear one of those plastic boots)

They seem determined to make as big a meal of it as possible, and then regale us all of stories how they did playing rugby or something, so my sympathy wanes further.

wimmin with oversized handbags walking 3 abreast on the pavements.

People that push the button to open doors before train stops...you wouldn't open a car door while it still moving would you?

Or without any intention of actually crossing

...oh wait that's me :D

Teenage chavs on farty little pop-pop motor scooters that stink like buggery - hunched over the handlebars with a look of grim determination as they reach 30mph on a major road.

Those who press the buttons at certain pedestrian crossings when pressing them won't make any difference to when the lights change.

I need more information about this please. Ta.

Rugby people just love an injury that they can bang on about don't they. Makes them feel more macho I suppose.

That's brilliant

Easy. When the delivery man says "I've got a parcel for your neighbour" just reply "You've got the wrong house, mate"

People who have a tone on their phone for every time they press a button.

Many commuters on old slam door trains had the doors open and had stepped off well before the train had stopped.

This on a train drives me nuts.

I don't know when this happened, but anyone who doesn't have their phone on vibrate mode in general. Some point in the last ten years it went from being the norm to have it on loud to something I can't stand.

People who are kind enough to give you a lift in their nice new hybrid car but then insist on telling you in great detail and at great length how it all works.

At the risk of being accused of being homophopic, Gok Wan is their anything more cringeworthy than him--creepy hands every where-Ugh

People who push both the up and down button when calling a lift, believing it will speed up their journey whilst not giving a **** that they have now slowed down yours.

*****.