Am I actually reading this shit?

Never thought I'd say this but check your privilege.

People that express strong views on the major political parties when they are almost identical in their policies. Voting Tory doesn't make you a eton attending upper class aristocrat and voting labour doesn't turn you on to a working class citizen smith hero / communist. Banging on about it is tedious in the extreme.

Football matches scheduled for 8pm on a Monday night when we've had a 4-day weekend for the game to be played.

Amen to that, Brother.

Someone recently said to me that only ex-Etonians and members of the Bullingdon club vote Tory.

That doesn't even make sense in simple maths, let alone on any deeper level of discussion.

Bass players who have the feckin' thing up around their tits. Tossers.

Not being able to bring and eat your own sandwiches to pubs. It's really annoying having to sneak off to eat them in the loos every time I go out, not to mention highly unsociable as I'm forced to leave the table for 10-15 minutes and sit in a cubicle to fill my boots. Add the time that I do actually need to use the loo and I must spend half of my evening in there. Plus why is it that everyone that goes in the next cubicle along seems to have a bloody great cold? Sniffing away unnecessarily . Unless it's a little hint that they are letting me know what I'm up to? Either way I'd like to eat my sandwiches with my pint please.

Why do ads never ever ever buffer when you're streaming a live event?

Palace winning every time I don't ******* go

Pulling off a great win aginst Man City and the media glossing over it to big up the Manchester Derby next weekend. We are not an irrelevance.

Like most derbies this season it'll probably be underwhelming

**** em, we and the players know how good we are

Man United WANKER scum writing 'thanks palace' on the club's facebook. I've told a few to go **** themselves, feel free to join it

https://www.facebook.com/officialcpfc?ref=ts&fref=ts

Yes but wasn't it worth the 16 day wait and we are making a habit of ending clubs title hopes on Monday Night Football!

Again, SSN and their cricket cricket cricket. Now it's the start of the Indian Premier League.

Who gives a shit other than Bradford or Hounslow? Or Leicester or Oldham or Burnley? Get your own channel for this irrelevant shit and piss off.

Can't believe how these ***** are toadying up to us. Don't care how much we're helping them out, they're not welcome.

Boat race watching idiots

http://travel.aol.co.uk/2015/04/12/s...?ncid=webmail2

They're okay if you win them. And suck if you lose. :lux:

LOL. And why is it when I want to watch the Mastrs in a seemingly official site (CBS) it tells me I'm not in the right region, yet the adverts seem to be fine.

Sick of all this region bollox; BBC, C4 etc. What should it matter if a programme of little interest to the vast majority outside the UK is limited to UK only - radio, too.

Little Fozzie going to Palace games

Couldn't a lot of them had got a bunk up?