This but with buses

A pub around the corner had a sign outside that said: Instagram your pub lunch here and receive a free punch in the face.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-9LqxOh5G7g...gram-lunch.jpg

[QUOTE=spike;12177577]People getting on trains or tubes who either block the exit, or even worse get on before you have had a chance to get off.[/

Yes...sometimes you have no option but to walk purposely forward and be prepared to give a bit of a shove past.

I usually accompany this action with ' if you don't let us off, you can't get on can you!'.

Needs must sometimes.

Have you just had an encounter with Belsize Park tube's "Pushy woman"? Normally there around 8.15am, late forties, dark hair.

Anyone that does this as I'm getting off a tube ends up getting shoved onto the platform as I barge past...

[QUOTE=Yoda;12177609]Arms outstretched and 'clothes line' everyone off onto the platform like a latter day Hulk Hogan. It's one of lifes simple pleasures.

People ringing up for work and assuming we run an appointment service because they have to go shopping or need more sleep. Yes you pricks I'll needlessly finish late just because your emergency blockage is that urgent that you can book it at convenient time for you.
Wankers see how you like it when it gets cancelled for real emergency's.

I suggest you give her the 'rucksack treatment'.

I often have a small size rucksack with me, and if you hang one off one shoulder it can be a useful device with which to knock (accidentally/on purpose) the worse offenders back an extra foot when you can't get off your train!

And puppies. What an annoying little yappy cack making machines.

Hmm i dunno. Used to quite partial to the lemon and lime bugger, and grape wasn't bad either. The brain freeze used to suck though, i agree.

These people are also the people below:

http://i.imgur.com/r663w1x.png

twats

WTF...

Yes. Also there are people who go into some kind of terror and panic the moment a train pulls away from the stop immediately preceding their stop. You know the ones, they get up and push and shove their way to the doors as though nobody else is going to be getting off and they will be stranded on the bloody train.

Champagne socialists

Work drinks. I dislike each and every one of you intensely for the 50 odd hours a week we spend together, I don't want to spend any remaining time I have with you.

People from the home counties with mockney accents.
West ham fans- I'm looking at you

People holding the door open for me when I'm about 10 metres down the corridor and having to break into an awkward jog, then having to thank them for their courtesy.

Being the youngest at work by 10 years and people saying I'm quiet when the usual topic of conversation is mortgages and previous jobs. (Usually when having to show my face at 'work drinks')

Yep to the first one

Having to get the tea for the team. Bruv, I have stuff to do as well

People who say "united" and "city" and believe it only applies to the Manchester versions. Feck off :grrr:

People who edit Wikipedia frivolously.

They are easily fished.

Me: "Who do you support?"
South London accent: "United"
Me: "Sutton, hey? Fair play."
South London accent: "Nah mate, Man United."
Me: "F** off you c***."

Ooh. I did that once Re: Brighton. That time a couple of yeasr back when they truly thought they were destined to be playing Champions League football.