You should've stuck your knob over the seats and emptied your nut on her hair. Before folding your tray away and putting your seat in the upright position ready for landing.

Always annoying when it isn't you, isn't it?

Being on a long haul flight with my new bird, snogging and finger blasting while some bloke in a Palace shirt behind me twats himself off. Then spunks in my missus' barnet.

I was on that flight. I was shocked how much special sauce was flying about.

Some idiot on The One Show who was/is a streaker. A complete waste of air time

If he signs for Wet Sham that super eagles handbag will get my deposit.

Not having listened to (or wrote down) family stories better as a kid... now I will never know half the truth.

Being disgusted by the smell of ones own farts.

Airport amateurs. People who do not get airports in general.

The appalling Andrea Leadsom

The advert with ginger woman on the sofa rubbing her cheesy feet over her bloke's head, telling him what to do. She's exactly the sort of woman that they have on Malteser adverts.

EFA

having to take your laptop out its bag for security

David Mitchell advertising Barclaycard

There is no truth but your own....

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Sitting on a bus from Brighton with them saying how good they are!!!! �� Fuc*kers

People who fly a lot looking down their noses at airport amateurs. :wallbash:

I fly once or twice a year, and to be honest find in intimidating/stressful every time.

The rules seem to have changed every time I fly, and every airport seems to have different security requirements.

My policy is think (prepare for) the worst and hope for the best.

Or

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UFC being on at a stupidly late time

I've stopped flying through Dubai because of their checks. Shoes, belts everything off. Much better to fly through China, HK, Vietnam where they treat you with some ******* respect and not like a terrorist.