Not much of a lady by the sound of it

What was the gist if the conversation to get to that extreme? Or maybe she had Tourette's?

One of Chocky's family ?.....

Things that annoy you
 

At first it thought she must have been pissed off at the person on the other eve of the phone but from my eves dropping it sounded more in jest. If you can saw 'shut your c*nt' in jest when on a packed commuter train.

The hostile version of 'You must be kidding'.

People slowing down from the speed limit just because they pass a speed camera.
The camera is there to catch you going over the limit.
You were going at the limit so why slow down - herberts

A46 into Leicester - I'm looking at you.

I think it's instinctive on strange roads if you are in autopilot mode.

Jack Black

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Should have taken her phone off her and chucked it out the window whilst nonchalantly continuing to read your Metro.

People who spend ages stirring their tea. It really doesn't need stirring for more than about 3-4 seconds. Some guy at work he other day was at it for about a minute. The noise...Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding, etc. THAT'S ENOUGH!! CHRIST

The sour-faced woman with double-lensed glasses, a Berghaus hat and nothing else, organising the trollies at M & S Ilkeston with no connection to M & S. Was a huge fan until she wheeled a trolley into the back of my ankle and told me to f**k off when I challenged her over the issue.

I think you need a hug

As an electrician, I get somewhat aggravated when I'm asked if I can do a job and at the same time I'm told how long it will take. "It'll only take you 15 minutes". (i.e I want the job done but I don't want to pay for it). If you know what the job is and you know how long it'll take - you f****** do it then!

Yes,one dimensional actor/comedian

The twat on the Hellman's advert who spreads the mayo straight on to the bacon in the BLT, and he uses streaky bacon, what a prick.

I knew a bloke once who would only drink tea if it was served in a cup and saucer and he would only stir it anti clockwise.

Slow people in control of the mouse grrrrrrr

I don't believe this story.

Like there's an M&S in Ilkeston...

:rolleyes:

Dog owners that talk to/about their dog like it's a child.

Walking in our local NT park yesterday, early morning so nice and quiet, (apart from barking fkin dogs).

Then one dog walker passes another dog walker and the dogs sniff each other and all that malarkey. 'Come on Alfie', says one owner. 'Oooh Alfie, one of ours is an Alfie.' Screeches - 'Hiya Alfie, meet Alfie. The Alfie twins. So cute. Alfie walfie palfie dalfie. Ah bless. How long have you had him' Blah blah blah blah blah.

**** off

I find dock leaves work wonderfully.