....and that she's wearing glasses, a hat and 'nothing else'. :eek:

:supergrin:

No, I'd believe that. Have you ever been to Ilkeston ? :eek:

Ah.....does it have the same 'very close family community' history that Okehampton has?

Very possibly !

I beg your pardon

:D

If the cap fits etc

Sounds like Katie Price's pox doctor.

Nightmares for me tonight. Cheers mate.

Crappy modern lightbulbs that take about a minute to 'warm up' by which time you've fallen down the stairs in the dark gloom

Hipsters... you act like you're different, but you are all the ****in same... the same clothes, it's like a uniform.

I'm getting into the habit of just leaving all of them on - I reckon that as their more energy efficient than the older ones I'm still quids in and I can actually see stuff without having to wait for a week before it's safe to move.

When receiving change at the till and they give you the coins first and then put the note and receipt on top of that. I want the note underneath so I can use it to funnell the coins into the relevant section of wallet and then be able to straighten the note out and put it in the notes\receipts section. Annoys me every time.

Ah, but when the note goes down first and the change piles up on top, you can get a slippy coins situation, which could result in coins on the floor.

which is usually worsened by cashier's who adopt the drop throw method in order to avoid coming remotely close to touching anyone

Coins into a wallet?? So, so wrong. What do you do on a night on the lash? A pocket full of smash in the morning is the sign of a good night. ;)

Yep. It's a wallet not a f*cking purse.

Coins and fivers go in the pocket.

The rest goes in the wallet.

No no no, don't mix them up! Lunacy.

Fair enough. I guess I'm just living on the edge.:D